Open-Minded Redneck

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Well I always live the country 
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life I got a double wide and an 
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second wife
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The world outside my trailer was 
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a mystery  and my papa he didn't 
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have a clue
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hated spicks and jews

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Chinks and giggaboos said the 
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whites were the greatest race in 
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history
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Now I couldn't play with the 
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colored folks laugh at Cosby's 
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jokes or watch different strokes
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I was content just to leave them 
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colored folks alone
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Then I got me some cable TV I'm 
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watching BET and Oprah Winfrey
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I traded in my hood for a 
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cellular phone
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Now ignorance just ain't the way 
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If you look at my website you'll 
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hear me say

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I'm an open-minded redneck pass 
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the chitlins please and it's ok if
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 you are gay and
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your car is Japanesse
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Cause I shake hands with the 
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Mexican and I'm glad they set the
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 black man free
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I'm a open-minded redneck 
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hillbilly pc

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I changed my life and I'll tell 
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you what I date a sister now with a 
ghetto butt
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I spark up the j just to let the 
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brothers know I'm down
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I can even hang with Latino grass
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 when they pass the joint I just say
 gracias
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I think I'll move my trailer to 
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the south part of town

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I don't like David Duke cause he's
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 a jerk I like whoopee Goldberg 
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I've seen all her work
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Man those jews sure know just how
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 to tell a joke

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But my favorite friends native 
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Americans cause they like getting 
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drunk and banging lesbians
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So spark up that peace pipe 
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partner for another toke
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A bowl of beans and rice sounds 
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good to me Look at my dreadlocks 
you'll see I'm
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proud to be
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I'm an open-minded redneck pass 
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the chitlins please and it's ok if
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 you are gay and
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your car is Japanesse

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Cause I shake hands with the 
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Mexican and I'm glad they set the
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 black man free
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I'm a open-minded redneck 
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hillbilly pc
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Don't need no white girls to get 
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with this cause the darker the 
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berry the sweeter the juice
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I'm an open-minded redneck pass 
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the chitlins please and it's ok if
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 you are gay and

your car is Japanesse
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Cause I shake hands with the 
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Mexican and I'm glad they set the
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 black man free
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I'm a open-minded redneck 
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hillbilly pc