Introducing Me

I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm trying to grow a moustache
I eat cheese
But only on pizza please
And sometimes on a home made quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I really like it
When the moon looks like a toenail
And I love you when you say my name

If you wanna know, here it goes
Gonna tell you this
A part of me that shows
If you´re close I'm gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it

I try to do my best to impress
But it´s easier
To let you take a guess
Sit the rest
But you wana hear
What lives in my brain and my heart
Well you asked for it

For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me

Du du
Du du du rud du du
Du du
Du du du du du
La da da ta
La da da da da da da da

I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word 'dude'
As noun or an adverb or an adjective
And I never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on them
I like the sound of violins and making someone smile

If you wanna know, here it goes
Gonna tell you this
A part of me that shows
If you´re close, I'm gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it

I try to do my best to impress
But it´s easier
To let you take a guess
Sit the rest
But you wana hear
What lives in my brain and my heart
Well you asked for it

For your perusing
At times confusing
Possibly amusing
Introducing me

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time

So if you wanna know, here it goes
Gonna tell you this
A part of me that shows
If you´re close I'm gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it

I try to do my best to impress
But it´s easier
To let you take a guess
Sit the rest
But you wanna hear
What lives in my brain and my heart
Well you asked for it

For your perusing
At times confusing
Hopefully amusing
Introducing me

Du du
Du du du du du
Du du
Du du du du du

Introducing me