Chester The Molester

G  C

[Verse 1]
G
Chester the molester's not without his charm
G
She can see herself hangin' off his arm
              C
He's saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab
          G
Unless my limit's running out again" (out again)
     D
He's generous, but when he tired of coughing it up
                D7
Well, there's a bill that says he will
                  G
But he's never concerned
           D
If he gets burned

[Chorus]
             A
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna
        G                               F#
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
  Bm       A D                A
I know (no!)  it can't be too soon (Ooh)

[Verse 2]
G
Chester the molester's trying to hide his ring (what a man!)
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G
But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting
              C
He's saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill 'er up
            G
Because you see she's running out again" (out again)
     D                                                         G
"You thought I was the type of guy that never put out, but I'm not
              D
Any more than you were"

[Chorus]
             A
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna
        G                               F#
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
  Bm       A D                A
I know (no!)  it can't be too soon
  G        D                 A   Bb
I know (no!) it can't be too soon

[Bridge]
Bm    D    G
Don't give in
G                D               A
Say you're gonna turn around and leave
Bm    D    G
Don't give in
G                D               A
Say you're gonna turn around and leave

[Verse 3]
Ab G
   Chester the molester never kept his word (what a man!)
G
He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird
              C
He's saying, "Hey bartender, can I look you up
       G
If I'm ever coming out again" (out again)
      D
She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still
             D7
If there's a pill that says she will
                    G
Cause he's never concerned
              D
But he'll get burned

[Chorus]
             A
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna
        G                               F#
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
  Bm       A D                A
I know (no!)  it can't be too soon
  G        D                 A
I know (no!) it can't be too soon