Wotz Funny

She work fourteen hours everyday
Till her feet blistered and her hands looked cherry aid
Single mother, three kids, no butter
But she's got a pair of tits, gotta get it how you live
Pretty people do the ugliest things
When you're on your last quid desperate, struggling
What would you do if your son was vomiting
And you didn't have money to get him medicine?
These days are strange
People help when there's something to gain
It's fucked up
For fucks sake

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A bully, hides it with his hoodie
PowerPoint hook the kids on smack
Jacking up, looking for a track
It's funny, real funny what they'll do for a bag
He's a lad, lazy ass dickhead
Pisshead, crush a can 'cause he's a man, not the full ticket
Sharpest tool in the shed went blunt
'Cause the cunt was a cunt
Till the end he'll always be a cunt

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A teacher got an itch she can't scratch
No easy fix she's in a ditch with a sleeping bag
Little Tommy was moaning to his mummy
That his teacher was missing
Where's Wally?
A teacher got an itch she couldn't scratch
Said there's no easy fixes in a ditch with a sleeping bag
Little Tommy was moaning to his mommy

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Hello good sir, how you doing?
Are you having a laugh today?
You fucking extravagant cunt (Aah)