Heave Ho

G
Neighbor called my landlord
    E
She said that she was pissed
A            Ab
Up all night making noise
    F
And she cant get no rest
    G
She said we was running a flop house
E
Full of thieves and thugs
A             Ab            F
Musicians and hooligans and we were all on drugs
   C
So she got bent she raised the rent
              A
Said it would only take one more
Bb                 A     Ab
Phone call from my whiny neighbor

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]

G         B       F
What's up with my neighbor
C         G     B       F     C
What's it gonna take to get a break
G         B     F      C         G    B  F  C
She's got us tiptoeing around in fear
G           B      F     C       G
Church mice at St. Leo's down my street
     B        F   C
Have moved so far away
G       B         F           C       G     B   F   C
She has sent them packing and running scared
D                  C                 F
How much more does she think we will take

G     B        F        C       G       B
Maybe some day when I'm old and fat and bald
     F    C     G      B         F       C         G    B  F  C
I'll understand why my neighbors make me feel like hell
G       B    F       C     G         B          F    C
I can't even watch T.V. or sneeze or fart can't even breathe
G        B      F         C        G       B    F   C
For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell
D                  C                 F
How much more does she think we will pay

[Chorus]

E       G          E       G
No more flop house no more fun
E             G
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E             Eb
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E        G         E   G
Shooting cans with BB  guns
E             G
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E             Eb
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E        G           E       G
She says these punks have to go
E             G     E       Eb        E
I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho
     C       E       C       E       C    D
(ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho

[Verse 3]

G
Neighbor called my landlord
         E
It was a sunday afternoon
    A                 Ab
She couldn't hear the tv set
        F
We were having a barbeque
        G
We were listening to Louis Prima
    E
And drinking Meisterbrau
       A                  Ab
If she would have come to talk it over
    F
And wasn't a lazy cow
   C
So she got bent and raised the rent
              A
Said it would only take one more
Bb                 A     Ab
Phone call from my whiny neighbor

[Verse 4]

G     B       F        C
Maybe someday when I'm jaded
G    B      F     C
9 to 5 at a job I hate
G         B          F                 C    G B F C
I'll come home and harass my neighbors too
G       B      F     C
But I'd have a strategy
    G          B        F       C
And catch them when the rent is late
    G       B     F         C       G B F C
And all the other bills are overdue
D              C                 F
After all this is the neighborly way

[Chorus]

E       G          E       G
No more flop house no more fun
E             G
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E             Eb
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E        G         E   G
Shooting cans with BB  guns
E             G
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E             Eb
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E        G           E       G
She says these punks have to go
E             G     E       Eb        E
I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho
     C       E       C       E       C    D
(ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho

[Bridge]

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             Don't even hide the dog              Or put the bong away
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D                          A    C
We don't want to live here anywaaaay

[Verse 5]

G
Neighbor called my landlord
    E
She said we didn't care
    A
The lawn is dead
Ab                F
Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere
    G                 E
She said we had crazy parties every night
    A                     Ab
The yard is littered with bottles and cans
F
Skateboards and bikes
    C
She didn't get bent and raise the rent
   A
We only got a note
   Bb            A                 Ab
In 30 days we'll get the old heave ho

[Interlude]
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Wooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww

E G E G E G E Eb
Wooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww

[Chorus]

E       G     E       G
No more music no more fun
E             G
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E             Eb
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E    G    E      G
Barbeques in the sun
E             G
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E             Eb
   I've got a whiny neighbor
E        G          E          G
She says that these punks must go
  E           G     E       Eb
I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho
     Ho!   (ho!)       Ho!   (ho!)       Ho!   (ho!)       Ho!
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