Pet Names

C                        D       
Just when I thought everything 
        G
would be okay
            C                      
Just when I started to believe that
      D                  E
 everything was going my way
C                       D
Out came the cloud from under my 
feet
Bb                      C
Crashing back down to reality

[Verse 1]

    G               C             
You used to call me pumpkin now 
  F    Bb
I'm Halloween
  G             C          
Remember when I used to your 
  F   D
jellybean
    G                  C           
You used to call me schnookums and 
F         Bb
shit like that
G                C         F    
Now you're after me with a 
    D
baseball bat
G          C              F      
I remember when I used to be the 
Bb
king
     G            C          
Your honey sweety darling baby 
  F   D
everything
  G               C         F    
I used to be your tall dark 
   Bb
mystery man
G            C           F       D
Now I'm just straight up history man

[Chorus 1]

C                        D       
Just when I thought everything 
           G    C  G
would be all right
            C                      
Just when I started to believe that
     D                 E
 everything was out of sight
    C                         
You left me with nothing but a 
 D
scribbled note
     Bb                        C
That said I would no longer be your 
love boat
     G              Bb       F   
From here on out my pet name 
     G
would be Ex
F    G
Your Ex
F    G
Your Ex
F    G
Your Ex

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B|-------------------------|----
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A|-------------------------|----
E|-------------------------|----
  E              F
E|--------------------| 
B|--------------------| 
G|---0--------0-----0-| 
D|4h5---5--4h5---5----| 
A|--------------------| 
E|--------------------| 

    1  &  2  &  3  &  4   &   1  &  
2  &  3  &  4  &

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E|------------------------|----
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  E              F
E|--------------------| 
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D|4h5------4h5---5----| 
A|--------------------| 
E|--------------------| 

    1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &   1  &  2
  &  3  &  4  &

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E|------------------------|----
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G|-3h4------3h4------3h4--|----
D|------------------------|----
A|------------------------|----
E|------------------------|----
  E              F
E|----------------------| 
B|------0--------0------| 
G|3h4------3h4------3h4-| 
D|----------------------| 
A|----------------------| 
E|----------------------| 

    1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &   1  &  2
  &  3  &  4  &

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E|------------------------|-------
B|-0-----------0-----0----|-3--3--
G|-------3-h4-----4-----4-|-------
D|------------------------|-------
A|------------------------|-------
E|------------------------|-------
  E              F
E|-------------------| 
B|1--1---------------| 
G|------3--3--2--2---| 
D|-------------------| 
A|-------------------| 
E|-------------------| 

    1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &   1  &  2
  &  3  &  4  &

[Verse 2]

   G          C             F    
It used to be sugar then it 
       Bb
turned into salt
  G                 C           
I used to rock your world now I'm 
   F            D
standing on a fault line
G           C         F          
Lying naked in a hail storm in 
  Bb
the dark
          G         C        F   
You're my little tornado and I am
      D
 your trailer park
    G               C         F  
You used to call me names too 
       Bb
cute to repeat
     G           C            
Like honey bunch hairy bear and 
  F       D
piccolo Pete
G             C            F    
Goochy goochy goo goo gaga shit 
     Bb
like that
G                C            F 
Now you're after me screaming 
        D
you dirty rat

[Bridge]

  C                             F 
I don't remember applying for a 
   C
name change
   G                          
So why is it you're calling me 
 F      G
mister deranged
C                         F       
Psychopathic pornographic stinking 
 C
drunk
A                      C         
Failing fast lying ass worthless 
D
punk

[Verse 3]

    G               C             
You used to call me sweetie pie 
  F    Bb
and baby doll
  G             C             F  
I guess another studs kicking in 
   D
my stall
       G                 C        
You'll probably call him superman 
   F     Bb
or lover boy
       G             C            
You'll probably disregard him like
   F      D
 a broken toy

[Chorus 2]

C                         D      
Just when he thought everything 
            G     C G
was going his way
        C                 
Just he started to believe 
      D               E
everything was hunky dory
      C                            
He'll look at that cloud that he's 
D
standing on
            Bb
And with an itsy bitsy tiny little 
almost inaudible squeak
N.C.
He'll notice
N.C.
It's gone

[Chorus]

     G              Bb       F   
From here on out my pet name 
     G
would be Ex
F    G
Your Ex
F    G
Your Ex
F    G
Your Ex

[Otro]

F       G
Sweetie pie?
F  G
No Ex
F     G
Honey bunch?
F  G
No Ex
F      G
Bubble butt?
F  G
No Ex
F       G
Pumpkin face?
F  G
   Ex!