C D G Just when I thought everything would be okay C D E Just when I started to believe that everything was going my way C D Out came the cloud from under my feet Bb C Crashing back down to reality [Verse 1] G C F Bb You used to call me pumpkin now I'm Halloween G C F D Remember when I used to your jellybean G C F Bb You used to call me schnookums and shit like that G C F D Now you're after me with a baseball bat G C F Bb I remember when I used to be the king G C F D Your honey sweety darling baby everything G C F Bb I used to be your tall dark mystery man G C F D Now I'm just straight up history man [Chorus 1] C D G C G Just when I thought everything would be all right C D E Just when I started to believe that everything was out of sight C D You left me with nothing but a scribbled note Bb C That said I would no longer be your love boat G Bb F G From here on out my pet name would be Ex F G Your Ex F G Your Ex F G Your Ex [Solo] G B E F E|-------------------------|------------------------| B|-------------------------|------------------------| G|----0-----------0------0-|-------0--------0-----0-| D|-4h5---5--4--4h5---5-----|-5--4h5---5--4h5---5----| A|-------------------------|------------------------| E|-------------------------|------------------------| 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & G B E F E|------------------------|------------------------| B|------------------------|------------------------| G|-------0--------0-------|-0--------0-----0-----0-| D|-4h5------4-h5-----5----|----4h5------4h5---5----| A|------------------------|------------------------| E|------------------------|------------------------| 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & G B E F E|------------------------|--------------------------| B|-------0--------0-------|-0--------0--------0------| G|-3h4------3h4------3h4--|----3h4------3h4------3h4-| D|------------------------|--------------------------| A|------------------------|--------------------------| E|------------------------|--------------------------| 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & G B E F E|------------------------|--------------------------| B|-0-----------0-----0----|-3--3--1--1---------------| G|-------3-h4-----4-----4-|-------------3--3--2--2---| D|------------------------|--------------------------| A|------------------------|--------------------------| E|------------------------|--------------------------| 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & [Verse 2] G C F Bb It used to be sugar then it turned into salt G C F D I used to rock your world now I'm standing on a fault line G C F Bb Lying naked in a hail storm in the dark G C F D You're my little tornado and I am your trailer park G C F Bb You used to call me names too cute to repeat G C F D Like honey bunch hairy bear and piccolo Pete G C F Bb Goochy goochy goo goo gaga shit like that G C F D Now you're after me screaming you dirty rat [Bridge] C F C I don't remember applying for a name change G F G So why is it you're calling me mister deranged C F C Psychopathic pornographic stinking drunk A C D Failing fast lying ass worthless punk [Verse 3] G C F Bb You used to call me sweetie pie and baby doll G C F D I guess another studs kicking in my stall G C F Bb You'll probably call him superman or lover boy G C F D You'll probably disregard him like a broken toy [Chorus 2] C D G C G Just when he thought everything was going his way C D E Just he started to believe everything was hunky dory C D He'll look at that cloud that he's standing on Bb And with an itsy bitsy tiny little almost inaudible squeak N.C. He'll notice N.C. It's gone [Chorus] G Bb F G From here on out my pet name would be Ex F G Your Ex F G Your Ex F G Your Ex [Outro] F G Sweetie pie? F G No Ex F G Honey bunch? F G No Ex F G Bubble butt? F G No Ex F G Pumpkin face? F G Ex!