Objection!

Alright, let's do this, here's my case
You claim my clients are a vicious race
Your Honor, you'll find they're not so insidious
But just a group of lovable idiots

Hold it!
Don't give me your lecture
Your argument here is pure conjecture
The defendants are vile and no doubt insane
They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain

No, that's wrong!
We fulfill dreams
We bring a smile with the magic of memes
It's all about love with our wholesome show
Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po

Okay, sometimes we break the law
But that's an insignificant little flaw
Our mission is to laugh, enjoy and inspire
Just ignore the things that we set on fire

Heh, this is the end, it seems
'Cause your team flimsy schemes are through
Your antics are too extreme
Objection!

Violence separation
Non-negotiation
Is this segregation peace for our nation?

You guys bring peace?
Don't give me that crock
Sure, you talk the talk
But can you walk the walk?
Our only crimes?
We saved the Earth a bunch-a times

From Eldritch incantations
Greedy expectations
Hate, love and rejection
Ooh, objection!

Don't get cocky, you haven't won yet
I haven't even broken a sweat
You'll be banned just as planned
Witnesses, to the stand

You make us look so stupid and dense
None of what we do makes any sense
So what? Its about having tons of fun
Your neutral special can be a gun

Bro, your vids aren't even funny
I bet you're doing this all for the money
Shut up! No one asked for your opinion
L + ratio + you look like a minion

I'm sorry but I got a confession
All your arcs always give me depression
It's okay, we may woe
But we develop love and grow

Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting?
It's hard enough already existing
Alright, you've heard their plea
They're innocent, so if you please
Let them all go free

Objection!
Time to stop this persistent sinning
I've been winning from the very beginning
It's no use with your whinging and cringing
'Cause the use of Mario is copyright infringing

No!
Please, I don't wanna be exiled
I was just a naïve, stupid little child
Oh sir, you deserve this mockery
Can't be original or high quality

Here, we sentence you for robbery
Of our intellectual property
Objection!

Halt with your elation
And your litigations
Parody citation refutes these actions

Fair Use states a parody of a style
Can hold water within a courtroom trial
Our Mario's all silly and dull
IP Robbery is therefore null

Stupid imitations
Fun exaggerations
Proving their protection
Ohh, objection!

Whatcha gonna do?
I'm not your hero
I'm just a dumbass
With an IQ of zero!
There's no escape you dumb ape!

Wait no
You can't possibly agree
These three don't even have a degree
Whoops, sorry! Time's up, ya clown
It's time for the judge to hand a verdict down

I gotta thank you all, now I clearly see
I, Judge Kirby, hereby decree
That I find the defendants to be not guilty