Driver's Ed Crap Rap

Uh! high school! driver's ed!
I-dawg! and i-dizzle
Teaching people about driving and stuff
Ya we getting extra credits for this one
Let's jump in my bomb-diggity car
Let's do this! (ya)

First make sure that you buckle up your seatbelt
Cuz if you dont and get in a reck you will be killed
Your body will be in peaces and look all icky
You're blood will be all over the place
And it will be real sticky

When a cop pulls over for speeding
Just start peeing for the time being
He'll think that your crazy and run away
Or he'll give you a ticket, make your mom pay

If you pass your test your going to drive a car
And drive it around town like a super-star
We go to the mall or lazer tag
We can drive with no hand we are gonna brag

If you pass the est your gonna drive a car
You get a lotta gas you can go real far
To the gym your work out on your pecs
So the ladies can givez you lots of sex

I went to compton
Some muggers tried to jack me
They pulled out a gun a-a-and thried to cap me
You should always carry a weapon in your car
Like a bat
A stapler
Or a metal bar

A girl once sent me boobie shots
I liked it a lotz til i hit a mailbox
I drove off the road looking at a breat
And thats how i falied my first driving test

If you pass your test your gonna drive a car
And drive around town like a superstar
We got to the mall or lazer-tag
We can drive with no hand we are gonna brag

If you pass the est your gonna drive a car
You get a lotta gas you can go real far
To the gym your work out on your pecs
So the ladies can givez you lot's of sex

Dont you ever flippin' try to ghostrride your whip
Cuz you just might trip
Yea
Have a nip-slip
Bit the tip of a chip
Take a road trip and skinny dip on a cruz ship

Always look both ways on the street
Unless you wanna get beat
By a car!
It'll run over and drag youre body real far
Then no one will like you
Just like jar jar

So that's hot you drive an automobile,
Tat's all you need to know
So grab the wheel
Quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom
Becuase driving yourself is da bomb!
Drop dead! Bitch!