Kill Wig Metal

You sing about groupies with curvy booties
A mansion in the Hollywood hills
Table dance bars, expensive cars
Sniffing cocaine with hundred dollar bills
A wig on your head, your spandex is red
You make the 80's fake again
Always take care of your full plastic hair
And your true job as an office man

But this is not our business
No, no!
The time has come so listen
Learn how to rock

Ready for a battle
Time to rough it up
Rattle snake rattle
Gonna kill wig metal
We are the Cobra Crew
We got some venom for you
Rattle snake rattle
Gonna kill wig metal

The stage is ready
Your pants are getting sweaty
You believe in your own fairy tale
A Van Halen riff is all you can give
And you owe money to Dave Coverdale
Money they spare to see your fake hair
It's time to let the cheat begin
Rock ain't dead when the wigs on your head
And you fake it with your stupid grin

But this is not our business
No, no!
The time has come so listen
Learn how to rock

Ready for a battle
Time to rough it up
Rattle snake rattle
Gonna kill wig metal
We are the Cobra Crew
We got some venom for you
Rattle snake rattle
Kill wig metal

This is our battle
Time to rough it up
Rattle snake rattle
Gonna kill wig metal
We are the Cobra Crew
We got a message for you
Rattle snake rattle
Kill wig metal