Bitter

        G                 Bm
I could slip, I could fall

Em                                G
In that mean and awful hall

                C              G
With the other jealous bitches

                C                D
And the bitter grumbling men


(chords same as above)
I could sneer, I could glare
Say that life is so unfair
And the one who made it,
made it `Cuz her breasts were really big


Chorus:

Em                          Bm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
Em                      Bm
I don't wanna turn cruel
Em                 Bm                  D
I don't wanna get old before I have to


        G                        Bm
I could bitch, I could moan
      Em                        G
Say I want to be left alone
        C                  G
But that's not really true,
                C                     D
Because I like my time with you

(chords same as above)
Till you rant and you rave
Wishing fat folks to their grave
But I feel sorry for them
You say they get what they deserve

Chorus:

Chorus:

Em                          Bm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
Em                      Bm
I don't wanna turn cruel
Em                 Bm                  D
I don't wanna get old before I have to
Em                         Bm
I don't wanna get jaded
Em                      Bm
Petrified and weighted
Em                              Bm          D
I don't wanna get bitter like you

Em                         Bm                   Em
Like you, with the darts in your eyes
Em                         Bm                   Em
Like you, with disdain for mankind
Em              Bm              D
I was charmed, now I wonder


Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna turn cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to

         G                        Bm
So I'll smile with the rest
     Em           Bm
I'll wish everyone the best
        C                       G
And know the one who made it,
                                C             D
Made it cuz she was actually pretty good


Em                          Bm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
Em                      Bm
I don't wanna turn cruel
Em                 Bm                  D
I don't wanna get old before I have to