Everybody Supports Women

Everybody supports women
Until a woman's doing better than you
Everybody wants you to love yourself
Until you actually do
It was something about her hair so perfectly fallen
She was nice and smart and funny
And got everything she wanted and she does charity
Isn't that the most obnoxious thing you've heard?
Her popularity
She's too pretty for her own good
She's probably self-centered, we hate her and she's nothing
If everybody leaves her, then she had it coming

(Is there anything you'd like to put on the record? You know)
(While everyone is listening?)

I would like it to be known that I'm not like her
I'm mocking her 'cause I'm not like her
I'm not like those girls who are not like those girls
I love doing makeup, I don't mock women like her, I'm not like her
As soon as she hits it, I'm kicking her out
She's had enough of the love and I'm bringing her down
Everyone together on the count of three
One, two, you're mundane, we agree
Your ambition is swallowable if you tell the story right
Say that you hate yourself and self-criticize
But if we smell desperation on your neck and face
We'll drag you across your own public stage

We burn her name in the back, anything with her name attached
Her newspaper's in the trash, I just keep thinking: Man

What a waste, what a shame
I was starting to like her, but now she got great
We'd never hate her to her face, but I hope she knows
She knows, she knows, she knows

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't like your tone
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't like how much you've grown
It's so boring to not be yanking muscle off of a woman's bone
Everybody hates that everyone hates the unrelatable
And I love to place two of 'em in the arena of the public's eye
And try and get 'em to fight about something dumb and we pick sides
'Cause staring at her too long made our life look like muted pastels
We'll love you if you just make us feel better about ourselves

And what a waste, what a shame
I was starting to like her, but now she got great
We'd never hate her to her face, but I hope she knows
She knows, she knows, she knows
And what a pain
I watch us spit her name while she's turned the other side
We never told it to her face, but I think she knows
She knows, she knows, she knows

Everybody supports women
Till a woman's doing better than you
Everybody wants you to love yourself until you actually do
It was something about her hair so perfectly fallen
She was nice and smart and funny
And got everything she wanted and she does charity
Isn't that the most obnoxious thing you've heard?
Her popularity, she's too pretty for her own good
She's probably self-centered, we hate her and she's nothing
If everybody leaves her, then she had it coming

Everybody supports women
Till a woman's doing better than you
Everybody wants you to love yourself
Until you actually do
It was something about her hair