Gift Card

I got you both this lowes gift card
It has a hammer on the front

It's only for 30 dollars because
We're inside an economic recession

But I don't want you to worry
We will do just fine

My job is going good
And our rent is on time

So let's focus on what you can get
With that gift card, the one I got you

You know there's lots of things to do
But there's only two of you

Let me start by giving you ideas
But I caution you, cause I am really weird

Without further ado
I present an alternate universe of glue

Go buy some gorilla glue
And you'll find it waterproof

18 ounces unaffected by
Extreme temperatures

With easy finishing
It can be stained sanded and painted

It can even be applied to
Brick stone and pavement

Go buy some rectangle
Hanging door mirrors

So every time you walk around
You test that you're not vampires

But if you end up in that
Most unfortunate situation

Then you can always learn to
Stay clear of italian

These are just two of many things
That you can enjoy with 30 dollars

But a gift card alone without story
Is a gift card without power