I Think Im Pregnant

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I think I'm pregnant, I think 
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I'm pregnant
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I feel fat and heavy,
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and i hate my body


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I think I'm pregnant, I think 
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I'm pregnant
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I eat chocolate and strawberries,
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I am sorry I can't help it!

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And all day I feel nauseous it's 
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not pretty to see, of course
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I'm getting bigger and bigger
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I'm getting bigger and bigger
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I'm getting bigger, and bigger!

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How, can I abort, all my fat, fat 
belly!
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Tell me how can i abort
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All my fat, fat belly

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I think I'm pregnant, I think 
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I'm pregnant
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Though I haven't had sex, with 
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nobody but my hands
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since the past three months
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I think I'm pregnant, I think 
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I'm pregnant
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Though I take my pills everyday 
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since I was 13


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And I've had a test, and it tells
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 me I'm not,
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And my friends look at me and all 
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ask "SoKo what's happening?
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You're getting bigger and bigger
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You're getting bigger and bigger
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You're getting bigggger! and 
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bigger!"


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How, can I abort, all my fat, fat 
belly!
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Tell me how can i abort
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All my fat, fat belly


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I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm
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 pregnant
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I am breeding something,
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but i don't really know what it is
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I think I'm pregnant
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I think I'm pregnant
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But today I discovered that its 
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not a baby, that I am expecting
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Its just a big fart, stuck in my 
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belly
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And I might give birth to a 
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little piece of fat
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to a little piece of fat
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to a little piece of fat
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and you will look like butter
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and you will look like butter
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and you will look like
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look like
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butter
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Welcome Mr. But-ter!
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