How To Be Perfect Men

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 Suppose my life has its plans
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  I choose to have women write my
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 plan
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And I have my reasons
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[Verse 2]
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   They'll write that list
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Of all that I should be
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  And perfect men would never be
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Jealous
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or desperate


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[Verse 3]
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  My ghost and I in our grave 
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will lie
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  We'll read that plan
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On how to be perfect men

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[Verse 4]
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If anyone succeeds you
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This will be her song too now
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I will get it wrong
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I will get it wrong
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Be mine
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Til you're reminded of something 
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better
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Be mine
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Until it comes along
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Be mine
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'Til you're reminded of something 
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better
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Be mine
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Until it comes along