Swimsuit Issue

D                      Em
I’m just here for dictation
D                      Em
I don’t wanna be a sensation
D              Em
Being on sixty minutes
D                         Em
Wasn’t worth your fifteen minutes

[Verse]
Asus2          Cadd9
Don’t touch my breast
Asus2                  Cadd9
I’m just working at my desk
Asus2               Cadd9
Don’t put me to the test
Asus2             Cadd9
I’m just doing my best

[Verse]
D               Em
Shopping at Max Fields
D                Em
Power for you to wield
D                       Em
Dreamed of going to the Grammies
D                           Em
Till you poked me with your whammy

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[Verse]
Asus2     Cadd9
He’s been dissed
Asus2                  Cadd9
Now you’re moving your wrist
Asus2         Cadd9
I’m just from Encino
Asus2          Cadd9
Why are you so meano

[Verse]
D                     Em
I’m just here for dictation
D                      Em
And not your summer vacation
D                  Em
You really like to shmooz
D                     Em
But now you’re on the moves

[Verse]
Asus2            Cadd9
I’m from Sherman Oaks
Asus2             Cadd9
Just a wheel with spokes
Asus2                  Cadd9
But I ain’t giving you head
Asus2       Cadd9
In a sunset bungalow

[Other]
D     Em
      Roshanda
D     Em
      Judith
D     Em
      Paulina
D     Em
      Cathy
D     Em
      Vendella
D     Em
      Naomi
Asus2 Cadd9
      Ashley
Asus2 Cadd9
      Angie
Asus2 Cadd9
      Stacey
Asus2 Cadd9
      Gail
Asus2 Cadd9
Ice   women
Asus2 Cadd9
Ice   women
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Ice   women