Beer-I-Cide

               E                   
Well there's a long neck on my left
                  B
 and there's some long legs on my 
right
And I'm too far gone to know which 
       E
way to fall
     E                             
If I cant put some words together, 
          B
and get a couple cross my lips
Well that blonde is gonna leave 
            E
before last call


[Chorus]
              A                 
And there's a tiny little waylon 
            E
that keeps singin in my ear
        B                        
Telling me there aint no point in 
        E
lookin back
           A                       
I put that bottle to my lips, count
    E                A
 to ten and close my eyes
         E                 B      
One more friday night, I'm sittin 
               A      E
here comittin, Beer-I-Cide


[Verse 2]
             E                     
Well theres a bider in the corner, 
    B
who thinks I stole his girl
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And man I swear he's itchin for a 
E
fight
        E                          
If this bar would just stop 
            B
spinninm Like Some gin Soaked Tilt A
 Whirl
I'd show him who's the big dog here 
   E
tonight


[Chorus]
              A                 
And there's a tiny little johnny 
        E
tellin me to walk the line
     B                             
Tiny Waylon's yellin "Hit him from 
   E
behind"
           A                       
I put that bottle to my lips before
   E              A
 I follow him outside
        E                 B       
And its got the whole bar bettin, 
              A      E
I'm committin beer-i-cide


[Verse 3]
           E                       
Well now I guess I should be leavin
              B
 cause they're turnin off the lights
and my eyes gond down enough, so I 
    E
can see
        E                          
I might stumble home a broken man, 
    B
but there's a ray of hope
that six pack waitin' in the fridge 
    E
for me


[Chorus]
          A                        
Now hank sr's on my shoulder, 
   E
singin "Bless your cheatin heart"
          B                     
meanwhile johnny's tellin waylon 
           E
"Told you so"
            A                      
I take that bottle from my lips, to
        E                  A
 kiss my next ex-wife goodbye
           E                 B    
I've used all the rope she's 
               A      E
givin, I'm comittin beer-i-cide

       A                        
And i really will be sorry least 
   E             A
until tomorrow night
          E                 B     
when once more i'll be here 
                 A      E
sittin, still comittin beer-i-cide