I Hate Xmas

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C9    x32033
D     x00232
Em7   022033
Gsus2 300033

[second guitar]
[Chords 2]
G     355433
C9    x35533
D     x57755
Em7   x79977
Gsus2 2554xx




[Intro]
G   D  C9
G   C9 D G
G   D  C9
G   C9 D G
G Gsus2 G Gsus2


[Verse 1]
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Every time we approach the end of December
C9
It's time for the hypocrites
D
To get together and celebrate
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You pretend to love the people you hate
C9
You don't fool anyone
D
I can see through your phoney smile


[Pre-Chorus 1]
C9                     D                          Em7      D  C9
You're friendly once a year and it makes you feel good, Oh Oh Oh
C9                  D
You're the reason I really really hate...


[Chorus]
       G     D     C9
I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
       G   C9 D G
I hate Xmas
G     D     C9
Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
       G   C9 D G Gsus2 G
I hate Xmas

G      Gsus2  G    Gsus2         G
Second verse, different from the first


[Verse 2]
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Grandpa's gonna sing the same crummy song
C9
And mom's gonna get in a fight
D
That's the only part I kind of like
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Uncle Jo's gonna get me the same old gift...
C9                       D
Another new fishing pole and 2007 animal calendar


[Pre-Chorus 2]
C9           D                Em7       D  C9
And this may come as a brutal shock, Oh Oh Oh
C9                D
But Santa doesn't really exist!


[Chorus]
       G     D     C9
I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
       G   C9 D G
I hate Xmas
G     D     C9
Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
       G   C9 D G
I hate Xmas


[Solo]
G  C9  G  C9 G
G  C9  D
C9  D  G  Em7
C9  D  G
G Gsus2 G


[Verse 3]
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You won't see me hanging out this year
C9
I've got better things to do
D
And I don't wanna be with you


[Pre-Chorus 2]
C9           D                Em7       D  C9
And this may come as a brutal shock, Oh Oh Oh
C9                D               Em7
But Santa Clause doesn't really exist!


[Pre-Chorus 1]
C9                     D                          Em7      D  C9
You're friendly once a year and it makes you feel good, Oh Oh Oh
C9                  D
You're the reason I really really hate...


[Chorus]
G     D     C9
Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
       G   C9 D G
I hate Xmas
G     D     C9
Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
       G   C9 D G
I hate Xmas

       G     D     C9
I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
       G     Em7 D C9
I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
       G     D     C9
I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
       G     Em7 D C9
I hate Xmas,