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[Verse 1]
D
(Oh doctor, I'm in trouble.)
A
Well, goodness gracious me.
A
(For every time a certain man,is standing next to me.) Mmm?
DG
(A flush comes to my face and my pulse begins to race.)
EA7D
(It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom, boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom.) Oh!
GA
(Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom.)
D
Well, goodness gracious me.
[Verse 2]
D
How often does this happen?
A
When did the trouble start?
D
You see, my stethoscope is bobbing, to the throbbing of your heart.
G
(What kind of man is he, to create this allergy?)
DEA7D
(It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom, boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom.) Oh!
GA
(Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom.)
D
Well, goodness gracious me.
[Chorus 1]
E
From New Delhi to Darjeeling,I have done my share of healing.
EmE
And I've never yet been beaten or outbo-o-o-oxed.
EmE
I remember that with one jab, of my needle in the Punjab.
Em
How I cleared up beriberi and the dreaded dysentery.
EAD
But your complaint has got me really foxed. (Oh..)
[Verse 3]
D
(Oh doctor, touch my fingers.)
A
Well, goodness gracious me.
D
(You may be very clever, but however, can't you see?)
G
(My heart beats much too much, at a certain tender touch.)
DEA7D
(It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom, boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom.) I like it!
GD
(Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom.)
N.C.
Well, goodness gracious me.
[Bridge]
D
Can I see your tongue? (Aaah.)
D
Nothing the matter with it, put it away please.
DE
(Maybe it's my back.) Maybe it is.
E
(Shall I lie down?) Yes. (Ahhh...)
[Chorus 2]
D
My initial diagnosis, rules out measles and thrombosis.
EmE
Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can te-ell:
E
Influenza, inflammation, whooping cough and night starvation.
Em
And you'll be so glad to hear, that both your eyeballs are so clear.
EA7D
That I can positively swear that you are well, ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja.
[Verse 4]
DA
(Put two and two together.) Four. (If you have eyes to see.) Yes.
D
(The face that makes my pulses race, is right in front of me.)
G
Oh, there is nothing I can do, for my heart is jumping too.)
GDEAD
(Oh,) -We go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom, boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom.-
D
-Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom.-
[Outro]
A
(Goodness gracious.) How audacious! (Goodness gracious.) How flirtatious!
D
(Goodness gracious.) It is me. (It is you?) Ah aha, I'm sorry, it is us. -Ahhh!-