Officer Thats Not Mine

                              Em
Wish I could get some fucking sleep
                       G
Without wasting all my weed
                        Am          G
But melatonin ain't got shit on you babe
                       Em
I'm feeling like a kid again
                       G
Or maybe I need better friends
                       Am
Or maybe I just need a wake-up call

You're not that tall

You're really not my type at all
C
And I think you hate me anyway

G
You're a virgin
    C
And I'm just a methhead
Am
I think you're cute
        D
And you think I'm a junkie
G
You haven't learned to fuck
        C
And I'm royally fucked
Am
Because you're you
        D
And you fucked up and cared about me

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                         Em
I wanna be run down by a train
                        Am
Let the wheels smash my brain
                     G           Am
But then I'd just be proving you right
                          Em
So I guess I ruined being friends
                  Am
What else did you expect

You should've known
           G
I'm just a fucking mess and all that's left
       Am
Is the crazy bitch you called the cops on

G
You're a virgin
    C
And I'm just a methhead
Am
I think you're cute
        D
And you think I'm a junkie
G
You haven't learned to fuck
        C
And I'm royally fucked
Am
Because you're you
        D
And you fucked up and cared about me

G
You're a virgin
    C
And I'm just a methhead
Am
I think you're cute
        D
And you think I'm a junkie
G
You haven't learned to fuck
        C
And I'm royally fucked
Am
Because you're you
        D
And you fucked up and cared about me

G
You're a virgin
    C
And I'm just a methhead
Am
I think you're cute
        D
And you think I'm a junkie
G
You haven't learned to fuck
        C
And I'm royally fucked
Am
Because you're you
        D
And you fucked up and cared about me