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I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time.
Stan & Kyle:
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation.
Les:
Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
Cartman:
Ample parking day or night people shouting "Howdy neighbor!"
LES:
Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.
KENNY:
I like girls with big fat titties. I like girls with big vaginas.
LES:
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.