Diary Of A Wimp

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[Verse 1]
Dm                                       Dm
  You thought you looked so cool in that wonder bra,
      Cmaj7                     Cmaj7
oh, I hate that new man in your life.
    Dm                              Dm
(On Tuesday) Found out he's a car mechanic
      Cmaj7                          Cmaj7
and I know for a fact that he screws   around.
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(On Wednesday) Sent you a hundred letters in one day,
           Cmaj7                       Cmaj7
I bet your friends had a good laugh at them.
    Dm                                   Dm
(On Thursday) Stood there before you all puppy-eyed,
        Cmaj7                Cmaj7
it's my curse for falling in love.

[Chorus]
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Believe me, believe me, you gotta believe me
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coz I'm cryin' like a wimp over you.
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Oh, I'm cryin'     like a wimp,
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cryin' like a wimp over you.
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Oh, I'm cryin'     like a wimp.

[Verse 2]
Dm                             Dm
  Followed you back to his den of sin,
Cmaj7                        Cmaj7
  should be me in there, not him.
    Dm                                                Dm
(On Saturday) He took you to see "Four Weddings And A Funeral",
   Cmaj7                    Cmaj7
if you marry him, then he's dug his own grave.

[Chorus]
  G           F             C/E     N.C.  G
Believe me, believe me, you gotta believe me
        F             C         G         C
coz I'm cryin' like a wimp over you.
        F      C G        C
Oh, I'm cryin'     like a wimp,
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cryin' like a wimp over you.
        F      C G        C
Oh, I'm cryin'     like a wimp,

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
Dm                             Dm
  Went to church for the first time today,
       Cmaj7                Cmaj7
I'm an athiest who needs to pray.
    Dm                                       Dm
(On Monday) And Lord if you don't want me to kill a man
Cmaj7                Cmaj7
give back my angel to me.

[End-Chorus]
  G           F             C/E     N.C.  G
Believe me, believe me, you gotta believe me
        F             C         G         C
coz I'm cryin' like a wimp over you.
        F      C G        C
Oh, I'm cryin'     like a wimp,
F             C         G        C
cryin' like a wimp over you.
        F      C G        C
Oh, I'm cryin'     like a wimp.
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        F      C G        C
Oh, I'm cryin'     like a wimp.
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        F      C G        C
Oh, I'm cryin'     like a wimp.