Pretending To Be Drunk

C
That is what I had intended, 
pretending to be drunk
A little change in character, 
pretending to be drunk
G7                              C
You think I am weak and feeble, You 
think I'm a bore
G7                          C
When you drag me to a party soon I'm
 out the door
G7
Next time I'll portray a suave 
sophisticated hunk
C
That is what I had intended, 
pretending to be drunk

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That is what I had intended, 
pretending to be drunk
A bit of "I have lived and loved", 
I'm pretending to be drunk
You say I could use some swagger You
 say toughen up
I am rigid as a board  You tell me 
loosen up
I'm so loose and I'm so tough That I
 can barely move
That is what I had intended, 
pretending to be drunk

You notice a transformation, 
pretending to be drunk
I've lost all my inhibitions, 
pretending to be drunk
You an take me to the soiree and be 
proud of me
Everyone will be impressed, I'll 
pass out on your knee
Now I am so continental, they think 
that it's nice
Think I'll pretend to be drunk for 
the rest of my life
That is what I had intended, 
pretending to be drunk