Tits

Intro:  C  Am  Dm  G/B  (repeat)

C           Am             Dm
Harry, it's good of you to stay
     G/B           C
Hear every word I say
    Em            C
And not just duck away

A                               G
God, these drinks are something 
                Bm
warm and watered down
Barkeep, how 'bout some ice, hey, 
   A              Am
Harry sit back down
C                              C7
Say, that little thing there's 
          G
fine from behind

Chorus:
Continues after the ad
C             C7         G       
They all look good after three or 
 C
four,
   F                               
So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 
'til you can't see no more
     C

   Bb           C       Bb
of anything, no more of anything
F                                 
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 
'til you can't see no more
   C


For months, for years,
Tits were once a
source of fun and games at home

    C       Am    Dm            
And now she says, tits are only 
G/B
there
   C        Fm     C
to feed our little Joe
   Fm         C      Fm   G
So that he'll grow into a man

Harry, it's really rough at home
I've caught her on the phone
Hey, who's that on the phone?

Oh, that's no one dear, The standard
 sort of line
Harry, you know me well, You know 
that I'm not blind
Hey, you ain't been drinking Don't 
you know I'm buying?

Chorus

How well I know
Tits were only there for fun
and games at home