Hey there Paco you Italian fiend
Why aren't you in love with me?
I've got a killer crush on you and it's something that I just
can't endure
I know that Paco's kinda retarded
He's left me here all broken hearted
I want him to be my main man
He wants another girl to hold his hand.

So hey Paco baby don't you know you break my heart
So sugar do the right thing just come on be my retard
Your looking kinds cool I write your name on all my desks at
school.
I wanna see your band I wanna make you understand
That I wanna hold your hand
But there's nothing I can do to convince you
'Cause Paco doesn't love me.

Second verse,different from the first

And you know I'm not the only one who's heart pounds when Paco
plays his drums
Cause he hits the skins as fast as Marky
I wish he'd hit my skin that quickly.

Hey there Paco you Italian fiend
Why aren't you in love with me?
I've got a killer crush on you and it's something that I just
can't endure