A D


[Verse 1]
         A
Got a feeling
          A
Got a theory
            A
Don't come over
                A
Don't come near me
           D
Did we make it?
         D
Very nearly
         D
Do I like you?
            D
No, not really


[Verse 2]
            A
Gave up drinking
             A
Read the classics

But I'm still
A           A
So-so-so-so-sociopathic
           D
I tried too hard
         D
To resent you
                  D
But I could never
             D
Argue against you


[Chorus]
A
I won't wait, I won't wait
A
(I've been waiting forever)
           D
You're the only one I don't hate
D
(I've been hating forever)
     A
Your words still keep me awake
A
(I've been scrolling forever)
D
Running through the promises that we never keep
         D
Why's my contract so expensive if our talk's so cheap?


[Verse 3]
            A
She's a nine man
            A
Yeah I'm winning
      A
But objectifying's just the beginning
           D
It's a problem, it's a question
           D
And really, I'm no more than a seven


[Verse 4]
          A
At the checkout
       A
Tenner cashback
           A
Watching adults compare backpacks
           D
Watching adults compare snapbacks
           D
Watching adults compare hatchbacks


[Chorus]
A
I won't wait, I won't wait
A
(I've been waiting forever)
           D
You're the only one I don't hate
D
(I've been hating forever)
     A
Your words still keep me awake
A
(I've been scrolling forever)
D
Running through the promises that we never keep
         D
Why's my contract so expensive if our talk's so cheap?


[Bridge]
Bm                                         A
They tell you that you're meant for greater things
A                               F#m
I know on paper I'm not offering much
F#m                                E
Don't weigh up staying put on my behalf
E
Because I make you laugh
                  Bm
Because I was the first sad graduate to flutter my lashes
A
Say I wanna get away a la Lenny Kravitz
     F#m
Just promise whatever happens you'll scatter my ashes
      E
Don't post a tasteless eulogy, oh


[Chorus 2]
A
I won't wait, I won't - wait
           D
You're the only one I don't hate
D
(I've been hating forever)
     A
Your words still keep me awake
A
(I've been scrolling forever)
D
Running through the promises that we never keep
         D
Why's my contract so expensive if our talk's so cheap?