I Am An Android

I'm not a human, if that's what you think
Even though my eyes are blue and my skin is so pink
You see
I am an android
It isn't blood that floats in my veins
It's a strange kind of fluid which reminds of oil
Which means
I am an android
My electronic heart is a microchip
And the rest of me is more or less plastic
I am an android
Don't see me as a robot, that's something I don't like
You see, a robot is so clumsy, as clumsy as a bike
You see
I am an android
I am so gracious, more than anyone
So just call for me and anything will be done
You see
I am an android
Usually I am a nice little prick
Especially when I swing my silver dick
You see
I am an android