E
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
G
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
        G                         A
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh,
E     N.C.
Ooh...


[Verse 1]
E                                   G
What a cheek, undertaking anyone at seventy
E                                                 G
What a laugh, splashing through the gravel as you barrel past
Bm            F#                             E
Saints above, popping on the poppers of your driving glove, glove
G           A                              E
Jelly Bean, air freshener swinging in your window screen


[Hook]
E
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
G
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
        G                         A
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh,
E
Ooh...


[Verse 2]
E                                                 G
Speaker phone, speaking very, very loudly on your speaker phone
E                                       G
What a day, everything is lovely on the motorway
    Bm       F#                     E
And I, I was hoping for a change of heart
G        A                       E
I, I was looking for a little direction


[Chorus 1]
E        G
Sunlight splashes off the bonnet
       A
On the M5, no one else is on it
        E G   A
It's an o-pen wide motorway
E        G
Sunlight splashes off the bonnet
       A
On the M5, no one else is on it
        E G   A              E
It's an o-pen wide motorway


[Verse 3]
E                                             G
Cruise control, spend the extra money on your cruise control
E                                              G
What a treat, stretching in your butter leather bucket seat
Bm       F#                     E
I, I was hoping for a change of heart
G        A                      E
I, I was looking for a little direction


[Chorus 2]
E        G
Sunlight splashes off the bonnet
       A
On the M5, no one else is on it
        E G   A
It's an o-pen wide motorway
E        G
Sunlight splashes off the bonnet
       A
On the M5, no one else is on it
        E G   A
It's an o-pen wide motorway


[Interlude]
E5 D5 C#5 B5
E5 D5 C#5 B5


[Bridge]
     E5                D5             C#5                 B5
He's on for a personal best when somewhere outside of Aldershot,
            E5             D5       C#5        B5
he fails to notice a mini roundabout. Then his steering goes light,
E5 D5        C#5                 B5
   and as he soars beyond the central reservation,
E5       D5         C#5             B5
going up and up and up, he sees his shoelaces are undone.
E5 D5       C#5                  B5
       It's funny the things you notice...


[Hook]
E            G
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
A
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
        E                         G
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh,
A
Ooh...


[Chorus 3]
E        G
Sunlight splashes off the bonnet
       A
On the M5, no one else is on it
        E G   A
It's an o-pen wide motorway