Smoked It All

awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome
i don't necessarily have to be here for this
im gonna keep the headphones though
mother fucker im awesome
no your not dude don't lie
im awesome
im driving round in my moms ride
im awesome
a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
mother fucker im awesome
i will run away from a brawl
im awesome
theres no voicemail nobody called
im awesome
i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book
wall
you know my pants sag low(low)
even though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go)
spose i got the swagger of a cripple
i got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
and lyrically im not the best
physically the opposite of randy moss and yet so puposteruis
feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage
fest
oh yes
the girls are repulsed so i hide in my hood like im joining a cult
uh huh
im as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are perches
me ill never date an actress
got too many back zits
plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this
its cuz my little sister wrote it
im awesome
no your not dude don't lie
im awesome
im driving round in my moms ride
im awesome
a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
mother fucker im awesome
i will run away from a brawl
im awesome
theres no voicemail nobody called
im awesome
i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my facebook wall
im awesome
the swagger of a cripple
check it out
im from maine and i don't hunt nope and i can't ski
smoke weed but i can't roll blunts
might be wit with my wifey my necks not icy
i eat at macdonalds because subways pricey
uh and my unibrow plucked
just asked my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
shes like for what
you want wraps and some heinekens you son of a bitch
you skinny prick
go get a gym membership and vitamins
im like mom please don't blame it on me i got my bad habbits from
you dad and aunt steve
my atitudes sour but my foods aren't sweet
and the hair on my ass it is jumunji
suit on my tailor brings home taylor swift
can't tweet upon my twitter cuz i haven't done shit
bank account red
body ungroomed
the good thing about me is im off stage soon
im awesome
no your not dude don't lie
im awesome
im driving round in my moms ride
im awesome
a quater of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
mother fucker im awesome
i will run away from a brawl
im awesome
theres no voicemail nobody called
im awesome
i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my facebook wall
im awesome
further more im cornier than ethynol
cheeser than provolone
i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
with a ego the size of tim duncken
even though i got shit for brains like a plumpkin
im twenty four serving lobster rolls
because i spent a decade filling optimmoes and im not even the bomb
in maine
i give it all my game and only about as sexy as jhon mccain
now put your hands up if you have nightmares
if you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
if you got damn drunk
if you drink light beer
im out of breath
but im awesome
no your not dude don't lie
im awesome
im drivng round in my moms ride
im awesome
a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
mother fucker im awesome
i will run away from a brawl
im awesome
no voicemail nobody called
im awesome
i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my facebook wall
im awesome