Its Not Cricket

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She used to a topless down at the 
Surrey docks,
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With tassles on her wotsits, she did
 a t'riffic job,
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Of raising all the eyebrows, of 
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every lunchtime mob.
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She went with all the tossers, who 
kick about a ball,
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They say their club's the greatest 
and she has kissed them all,
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At the Arndale Centre, she's up 
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against the wall.
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I can't name names cos that's 
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not cricket,
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I can't name names that would 
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put me in it,
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But that's another story in the 
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finish.

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I saw them at the pictures, a 
tangled heap of love,
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He had so many women, but only 
classy stuff.
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I saw him at the clinic, a pink 
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card up his cuff
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One holiday in Bognor, a stag night 
hit the town,
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The groom was in the car park, with 
his trousers down,
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But that's another story that 
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won't be going round.
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I can't name names cos that's 
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not cricket,
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I can't name names that would 
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put me in it.
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But that's another story in the 
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finish.

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The Deptford had a beano, to 
Southend for the night,
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With forty crates of lager, to see 
the Southend lights,
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They got home for their breakfast,
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 pissed out of their minds.
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This girl gave me the minces, so I 
asked her for a dance,
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And in the death I kissed, and so I 
took a chance,
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And when I went to touch her, she 
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tried to break my arm.
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I can't name names cos that's 
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not cricket,
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I can't name names that would 
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put me in it.
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But that's another story in the 
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finish.

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'Know what I mean, eh? Bob?'