E [Verse 1] E A I never thought it would happen E With me and the girl from Clapham C#m Out on the windy common E That night I ain't forgotten A Where she dealt out the rations E With some or other passions C#m I said you are a lady E Perhaps she said I may be [Verse 2] E A We moved into a basement E With talks of our engagement C#m We stayed in by the telly E Although the room was smelly A We spent our time just kissin' E The Railway Arms we're missin' C#m But love had got us hooked up E And all the time it took off [Verse 3] E A I got a job with Stanley E He said I'd come in handy C#m And he started me on Monday E So I had a bath on Sunday A I worked eleven hours E And bought the girl some flowers C#m She said she'd seen a doctor E And nothing now could stop her [Bridge] C#m G#m I worked all through the winter F#m The weather brass and bitter Bm I put away a tenner Dm Each week to make her better Am And when the time was ready Gm We had to sell the telly F Late evenings by the fire A And little kicks inside her [Verse 4] D G This morning at four fifty D I took her rather nifty Bm Down to an incubator D Where thirty minutes later G She gave birth to a daughter D Within a year a walker Bm She looked just like her mother D D A E If there could be another [Verse 5] E A And now she's two years older E Her mother's with a soldier C#m She left me with my drinkin' E Became a proper stingin' A The devil came and took me E From bar to street to bookie C#m No more nights by the telly E No more nights nappies smelling [Verse 6] E A Alone here in the kitchen E I feel there's somethin' missin' C#m I beg for some forgiveness E But beggin's not my business A And she won't write a letter E Although I always tell her C#m And so it's my assumption E I'm really up the junction [Outro] E A x8 E