Pass The Udder Udder

Oh, we 
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grow things mighty big down in 
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Kentucky
But there's 
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nothing in that state can quite 
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compare
To a 
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cow that we once had us, and the 
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name of her was Gladys.
Boy, you 
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should have seen the neighbors stand
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 and stare




[Verse 2]
She stood 
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10 feet tall and had one purple 
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eyeball
It took 
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eight of us to milk her, here is 
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why:
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She had 27 spigots; And the tourists
 all bought tickets,
just to 
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watch us milk and hear us loudly 
G
cry-y-y-y...




[Chorus]
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Oh, pass the udder udder over to my 
udder brudder,
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and pie-ass the udder udder 
 D
dis-a-way
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So they passed the udder udder, and
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 I passed it to my brudder.
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Oh, we really had our hands full 
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every day



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[Verse 3]
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We created quite a spectacle, I'll 
C
grant you
       D                           
But we milked her just as pretty as
     G
 you please
          G
And while people said "How funny,"
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we raked in enough durn money to go
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 out and order ermine BVD's


[Verse 4]
        G                        
Father turned her on her back one 
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Sunday morning.
       D                         
Gladys said "I'm upside down, now 
                 G
what's the gag?"
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"Well, the reason why," said Pop 
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"is so the cream will be on top."
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Gladys said, "well in that case, 
             G
it's in the bag!"


[Chorus]
    G                         C
Oh, pass the udder udder over to my 
udder brudder,
        G                  
and pie-ass the udder udder 
 D
dis-a-way
        G                          
So they passed the udder udder, and
   C
 I passed it to my brudder.
       D                        
Oh, we really had our hands full 
 G
every day


[Verse 5]
        G                          
Now our Gladys was a star in cattle
 C
 circles
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Though she couldn't read or write 
             G
her name in full
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You would think she'd been to 
college,
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although she herself acknowledged,
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that she gained her fame entirely 
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by pull.


[Verse 6]
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Oh she said to us one cold and 
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wintry morning
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She said, "Milking is the thing I 
        G
dearly loves".
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But when I get a cold it lingers, 
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and I can't stand icy fingers
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So go back into the house and get 
      G
your gloves!"


[Chorus]
    G                         C
Oh, pass the udder udder over to my 
udder brudder,
        G                  
and pie-ass the udder udder 
 D
dis-a-way
        G                          
So they passed the udder udder, and
   C
 I passed it to my brudder.
       D                         G
Oh, we really had our hands full 
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ev       ery        day    shave
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 and a haircut rhythm