Smash!

It was a beautiful day and everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said

Listen everyone, I love you guys!
You are my best friends in the world
You make me glad to be alive!

Excuse me, hi there!
I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
It's called super smash brothers!

That sounds nice, how do we play?

Well, first I'm going to warp you
Into a world of hate and war
Where you'll assault everyone
You have ever known and loved before

I don't think I wanna do that

Oh, come on, it'll be a bash!
Now grab all of your little friends
'Cause it is time for us to motherfucking smash!

Whoa-oh!

Wait, no!

Let's go! Kick the shit out of your friends!

That's not cool

Have a blast as you beat their ass
And then they're forced to clap for you at the end

3, 2, 1, Smash!

Mario

Hey, bro-argh!

Your chode has been destroyed 200%

I need that chode!

Can't we all just get along?

Abso-fucking-lutely not, you gotta smash!

The park was destroyed
Hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held donkey kong captive
In his huge, disgusting head

Fox said: Hey mario, stop crying
Just psych up and fight instead

I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains
Make my overalls look red!

Sonic looked tough, 'til link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder had overtaken jigglypuff!
He blasted bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit
And then he took three falcon punches like it wasn't even shit

Is the time almost over?
I can't tell, my face is mashed

Don't worry, Luigi
The clock says 4, 3, 2, (oh no) 1, smash!

Whoa-oh!

This blows!

You know when mario and peach team up you are screwed

You're my own brother!

Pikachu is not as fucking cute
When he is trying to electrocute you

Pika-pi!

Samus

What do you want?

Is pissed
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit

Oh, you're dead, bitch!

That is the last God damn straw!

Oh, shit! I think luigi's gonna fucking smash!

Whoa-oh-oh!

Hey, look at me now!

Whoa-oh-oh!

I'm beating up friends!
I have no regrets
This is the fucking best!

Whoa-oh-oh!

Yes, I can see now
We're having fun in the end
Now it all makes sense!

Whoa-oh-oh!

I guess just because we smash each other
Doesn't mean we're not brothers
Ah, mario, you suck!

Bite me!