A Very Potter Sequel - Guys Like Potter

Fmaj7  Bbmaj7/D  Fmaj7  Bbmaj7/D

[Verse 1]
       Fmaj7                
(LUCIUS:) There are so many 
Bbmaj7/D              Fmaj7   
douchebags in the world
Bbmaj7/D

Fmaj7           Bbmaj7/D          
   Yes, so many douchebags get the
 Am
 girls
       A7/C#          Dm7      
Who deserve more than absolutely 
     G7
anything
     Dm7                       G7
That any charm or potion could ever 
bring
    Bbmaj7                         
But men like that, they have her on
   Fmaj7
 a string
               C/E    C7/E*
And they don't care

[Chorus]
N.C            Dm7       Bb/D      
Fmaj7       C/E
For there will always be guys like 
Potter
       Dm7               
To realise tears in your eyes 
Bb/D            Fmaj7 C/E
because he got her
             Dm7           
She'll never ever know how much 
Bb/D            Fmaj7
you'd have brought her
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   C/E        Bb/D
If you'd only done
          C/E          Bb/D
Something more for the one
          C/E    Bb/D
Back when you were young...

[Interlude – Dialogue/Flashback]
 Fmaj7 Bbmaj7/D    Fmaj7 
Ebmaj7 Abmaj7/C   Ebmaj7 Abmaj7/C   
Bbmaj7/D
(x2)

[Verse]
      Ebmaj7     Abmaj7/C         
(SNAPE:) So many assholes in this 
Ebmaj7     Abmaj7/C
place
Ebmaj7     Abmaj7/C           Ebmaj7
   So many assholes in my face
          G7             Cm7
Why can't they leave me alone
To love princesses, maids, and 
F7
queens?
     Cm7                
They wouldn't ever be in 
   F7
between.....
             Abmaj7             
(BOTH:) We'd treat them nice and 
          Ebmaj7
never be mean
             Bb/D    Bb7/D*
And we would care......

[Chorus]
N.C            Cm7       Ab        
Ebmaj7    Bb/D
But there will always be guys like 
Potter
                  Cm7              
Who'll quench the flame like it's a
 Ab                 Ebmaj7 Bb/D
 game with drops of water
            Cm7            Ab     
He'll never ever think her perfect
          Ebmaj7
 as you/I thought her...
              Bb/D        Ab/C
(LUCIUS:) But now you're alone
        Bb/D     Ab/C
Left to pout and moan
               Bb/D           Ab/C
Cause you were totally...     pwned.