A Very Potter Sequel - Harry Freakin Potter

Intro:

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  Bloody 'ell, it's 'arry Potter!

   yaayyy! (Dialogue)
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[Chorus]
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You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
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You don't understand
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you're a legend, man, to us all!
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Every son and daughter-- "SAFE!"
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From You-Know-Who, all because of you!
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You were small..but I wonder if you can recall...

[Verse 1]
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Long story short, this guy,   "Voldemort"
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was super cruel..."Voldemort?" *gasp!* SHHH!
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   He tried to kill you and your parents,
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and this is where it gets intensely cool...
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   Even though you were a tiny little boy,
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   you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
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  this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....

[Chorus]
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You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
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Continues after the ad
We don't prefer Gandalf-
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Merlin, or Oz,
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You're a whole lot hotter!
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With that lighting scar,
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you're a superstar to us all!
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If we're in trouble we know who to call!

[Break]

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Did somebody say Harry Potter? (Dialogue)

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[Chorus]
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You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
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I wouldn't wince at all,
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you're invincible to all harm!
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Like Betty Crocker--[Oooh!]
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... I wanna eat you up!
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No one'll beat you up with that charm!
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Remember, Harry, kid, you're the Boss,
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you're the King, you're the Bomb!

(Dialogue)
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[Verse 2]
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But this is all so sad, I mean, my   Mom and Dad
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were killed, long ago... (Long ago they died)
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I wanna be psyched, but being unliked
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Is all I know (All he knows, that's why)
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    I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
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    An opportunity eleven years late...
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  I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
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And show 'em that I'm something great!

[Chorus]
N.C.               C#
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
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I'll do what I can if what you say I am is true!
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I can't be bothered by my awful past,
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I've found at last something I can do,
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So it's time I knew exactly who I am...
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I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
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You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
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I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Pot - ter
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And I'm the Man! (Aaaaah)

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[spoken] "HARRY FDA KIN' POTTER!"