Black Friday - Our Doors Are Open

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[FRANK PRICELY]
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Welcome to Toy Zone
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It's world-renowned
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The palace for all of your 
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undergrown
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It's a pageant for the gallant
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And parents who are slightly 
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unbalanced
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We're slashing prices
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'Cause you've got vices
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That come in a variety of sizes
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You see a deal
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I see a meal
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But only one of us is getting a 
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steal
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Did you know if you spend money
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Your kids will love you, maybe
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We're slashing prices
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It's brutality
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Makes me question my morality
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Cause our doors are open
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To the public
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Don't you want it?
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For us capitalists, we are honest
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Come for the scope and grandeur
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When our doors burst open
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Trampling is part of the allure
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Yes, our doors are open to you

[Instrumental]
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You could've shopped any day
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But you chose today
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It's no wonder
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Here's your number
Continúa después del anuncio
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Know your place in line


[MAN IN A HURRY]

I'll pay to move up

[FRANK]
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I'll never skim off the top
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It's also advisable
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That we're not liable
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For anyone who dies

[SHOPPERS]
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We'll gladly give you money

[FRANK]
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I'll gladly take your money now

[SHOPPERS]
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I want the doll with the tummy

[FRANK]
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Oh, don't we all
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And here is how you get
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The very thing you want

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The highest of holidays
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Comes but once a year
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I'm not talking about the fat man 
and his
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reindeer
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It's the crème brûlée
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Following the turkey day

[LEX]
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Which requires a bottle of pepper 
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spray

[FRANK]
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Did you know: you'll spend money
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400 on average, quite seriously
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It's a factoid, you can't escape, 
boy
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Remember all your cheques are null 
and void
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When our doors are open
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Your republic is on the market
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Your net worth is in my back pockets
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And it weighs my pants down
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As our doors first open
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I'm your annual entrepreneur
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Yes, our doors are open
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Oh, our doors are open
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Oh, our doors are open

[FRANK & LEX]

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Give us your fucking money
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Give us your fucking cash
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Give us your fucking money
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It's where it's at

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Oh, I, I, I, like to touch, touch, 
touch

My money

[SHOPPERS]
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Did you know, if you spend money
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Your kids will love you, maybe
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They're slashing prices

[FRANK]
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It's insanity!

[SHOPPERS]
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Do we have any morality?
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When the doors are open

[FRANK (spoken)]
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Thank you very much for your 
generosity
Your donations are gladly accepted
Good morning!

[SHOPPERS]
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Yeah!