Black Friday - What Do You Say

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Sherman: Oh my god it’s Becky Barnes
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James: and Tom, they go way back in
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 time
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   I think they dated in high school
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Linda: Yep, she was cheering him 
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from the sidelines
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Sherman: Do they even recognize?

James: I don’t know
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Sherman, James & Linda: tom/ Becky 
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has put on some weight
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Sherman: He was embedded in 
Afghanistan

James: Oh my god
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Linda: She embedded the inmate
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Sherman, James, Linda: What will 
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she say to him?

Becky (spoken): Hi Tom

Tom: Tom Houston
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Becky: I know who you are Becky I 
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mean I’m Becky, Becky Houston I 
mean-
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Tom: No, you’re Becky Barnes

Becky: I’m good
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Curt (sung): I heard Tom is seeing 
things
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Man in a hurry: Only ghosts
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Gary: It’s called PTSD

Curt, Homeless Man & Man in a hurry:
 Oh forget about it
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Curt: Has she PTseen her hubby
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Man in a hurry: He ran off
Curt, Gary & Man in a hurry: She’s 
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not as Hot as she used to be
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EA H, Curt, Gary, Homeless Man: But
 that look in their eyes is coming 
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back
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All those years they had fun
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Curt: But they’re both on the sales 
rack
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Gary: They are spent

Man in a hurry: They are cooked
EA H, Curt, Gary, Homeless Man: They
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 are done
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Sherman, James, Linda & Rob: Wait, 
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Something’s on his mind
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EA H, Curt, Gary & Homeless Man: 
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Will he opine?
All but Becky and Tom: Hold on it’s 
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way too painful
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Sherman, James, Linda & Rob: For Tom
EA H, Curt, Gary & Homeless Man: Or 
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maybe for Beck.
All but Becky and Tom: Or maybe for 
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me
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What do you say
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Sherman: When you love each other
All but Becky and Tom: What do you 
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say
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James: When years have passed
All but Becky and Tom: What do you 
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say
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Curt: When there’s no more buffer
All but Becky and Tom: What do you 
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say
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What do you say

Tom (spoken): Cold out

Becky: Nothing really
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Tom: How are things
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Becky: Uh haven’t seen it

All but Becky and Tom: Ugh!
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(Sung) Oh my god it’s a trainwreck

Linda: My favorite
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Rob: Give me my tub of popcorn
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Man in a Hurry: Just skip to the 
fucking

Homeless man: She’d never
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All but Becky and Tom: Either way 
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this is torture porn
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James: I think I’ll step in and save
 her
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Linda: Ha, you don’t have half of a
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 chance, bitch
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Gary: I don’t think either took a 
shower
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Curt and Homeless man: Oh my god 
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someone flip the switch
                        Dm       
All but Becky and Tom: There! She 
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looked at his crotch, he looked at 
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her boobs
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They’re walking a very fine line
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Oops, I think we’ve been caught
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Is she looking at mine?
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What do you say
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Gary: When you love each other?
All but Becky and Tom: What do you 
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say
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Homeless man and Curt: The years 
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have passed
All but Becky and Tom: What do you 
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say
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Rob and James: When you rediscover
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All but Becky and Tom: What do you 
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say
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What do you say?
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Tom (spoken): Ah Becky, you look 
great
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Becky: Thanks, so do you

Tom: Thanks
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Becky: So you just shopping for 
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your kid?
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Tom: Nah, I’m shopping for myself. 
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I like dolls
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Just kidding, I don’t like dolls. At
 least, not like that.

Becky: I missed you.
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All but Becky and Tom (sung): What 
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did she say
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They still love each other
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What did she say
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The years have passed
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What do you say
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When you rediscover
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What do you say
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What do you say
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What do you say

What did she
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Becky (spoken): Say?
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Tom: Nothing, no not nothing, I 
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actually forgot what I was uh, going
 to
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All: Say