Nightmare Time - The Hatchetfield Ape Man

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[Verse 1]
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Here’s a lil story ‘bout the 
Hatchetfield Ape-Man
He was born some place in the 
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fuckin’ woods


[Pre-Chorus]
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He is tall, he is short
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He’s good or bad at sports
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The point is that nobody knows
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All I know about the Hatchetfield
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 Ape-Man
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He’s an ape... man


[Chorus]
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(Wooly Foot his name is...)
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Ooohhh (Wooly     Foot his name 
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is,  Wooly)
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      (Foot) What’s that name?
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(He’s five foot-ten or he’s four 
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foot-eight)


[Verse 2]
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I remember when I met the 
Hatchetfield Ape-Man (You met him?)
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Yep (You met him?) Uh huh
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We talked politics and how he leaned
 left and right
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(Oooh) Ah (Oooh) Ah
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He has two left feet but he dances 
the can-can
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(He can?) Are you even listening? 
(He can?)
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He weighs two dozen tons but he’s 
rather slight
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Nothin’? Okay!


[Pre-Chorus]
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He eats meat, he eats grass
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He gets tons of ape ass
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And honestly why do you care?
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If you wanna know how the legend 
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himself    began
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Ask the ape... this is so stupid, 
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he’s not even real... man!


[Chorus]
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(Wooly) Ooohhh (Foot his name is) 
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Wa-aa-oo
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(Wooly     Foot his name is) He's 
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the man oohhh
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(Wooly     Foot he’s a real nice 
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guy that could rip off your face)
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   Wait... (Wooly) What was that? 
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(Foot his name is) He can rip off 
your face? (Wooly)
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No, no he can’t. (Foot his name 
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is) Wait Seriously? (Wooly     Foot)
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