Ready To Go

INTRO: D - G - D - G

[SALLY]

D
Look at me, with my pigtails so 
tight
       G
You'd think that I might explode, 
right?
D
Look at me, with my arms in a twist
      G
Not alarming I missed the right road


[MS. COOTER]
      A
It's not too late
    D
To turn around
     G
And find a better way


[SALLY]
         A
It's not up to fate
    D
To lay the groundwork
C            A
For a better day


[MS. COOTER]
You gotta
F#m
Shake it up
          Bm
Put your hair down darlin'
F#m                   Bm
You really need to unwind


[SALLY]
         F#m
I gotta pick it up
           Bm
'Cause my life is calling
G                Asus2 A
Me on the other line

D                   F#m
It's time to start over
      G
And today is like
      A
The first day of the year
D                          F#m
So get that chip off my shoulder!
               G
'Cause it's weighing me down
      Gm
And keeping you right here


[MS. COOTER]
G          D
I want to get out
          Em                 D    D7
See the great big world out there


[SALLY & MS. COOTER]
G             D
It's time to set out
           E
'Cause I feel
           A
There's something in the air
D            A
I might be losing my mind
             C                Em
But there's one thing that I know:
          G        D      G
That I'm finally ready
    A        D
So ready to go!


[SALLY]
           G
Yeah, I'm finally ready
A
I'm ready to-

(KEY CHANGE No. 1) B - E - B - E

[JOEY, spoken]
Yo! You ready to go, or what?

[SALLY]
Oh, yeah! Alright, let's go!


[JOEY, sung]
B
Hey, Dick, does my hair look 
alright?


[DICK]
             E
Hell yeah, buddy

You're a sight to see


[JOEY, spoken]
'Kay good.

(sung)
B
Listen up

Just try to relax,
          E
Cause a mishap's

The last thing I need

    F#
I wanna rise up
B
To the next level
     E
Get off this middle ground
     F#
I've got this yearnin'
B
Burnin' like the devil
     A              F#
I'm here for the rebound

D#m
Pass the ball
   G#m
I know I'm on fire!


[DICK]
D#m
Yeah, yeah
             G#m
You're on a roll!

[JOEY, spoken]
I know!


[DICK, sung]
D#m
What do you want
          G#m
From your kingdom, sire?


[JOEY]
E             F#
I wanna take control

B                  D#m
I need a brand new game plan
         E
No more warming benches
F#
Like I've done before


[DICK]
B                     D#m
Get your head in the game, man

(spoken)

Here's what I'm thinking-


[JOEY, sung]
E           Em
Shit, she's comin'

Out that door!


[JOEY & DICK]
E B G#m F#
Ahhh!
Continúa después del anuncio
E B G#m F#
Ahhh!


[JOEY]
    B
Say yes, Vanessa
D#m            E
Yes, I must confess
         Em                 B
Of my obsession with your design
           D#m
I will not rest
           E
No, not unless
         Em
I find a way to make you mine

E          B
I'm gonna get her
             Dbm
If it's the last thing
        B B7
That I do


[DICK]
E           B
But just remember
           Dbm
You can't get her


[JOEY & DICK]
F#
Without you/me too!
B                     B7
So buckle up, all you amateurs
        E               Em
'Cause today were goin' pro
       Dbm    D#m   E
We're finally ready
     F#      B
So ready to go!


(KEY CHANGE No. 2) D - G - D - G


[VANESSA, spoken]
Hello?


[TIFF NY, sung]
D
Hey Vaness

OMG, would you guess
          G
That I'm not wearing

Undies today?


[VANESSA]

Eww
D
Oh, Tiff

LOL, what's the diff?
           G
You would still

Take them off anyway


[TIFF NY]
A
IKR


[VANESSA]
D
BTW


[VANESSA & TIFF NY]
G
Where are you right now?


[TIFF NY]
    A
We need to talk


[VANESSA]
D
Oh, I totes see you!


[VANESSA & TIFF NY]
C          A      F#7
BRB Ciao, ciao!

(KEY CHANGE No. 3) B - G#m - E - F#7


[OLD SNATCH, spoken]
How's ya doin', Flopsy?

[FLOPSY]
Oh hey there, you Old Snatch!


[OLD SNATCH, sung]
B                 G#m
When you've been around
     E               F#7
The block as much as I have
    B                G#m   E  F#7
You feel just like a CEO


[FLOPSY, spoken]
Oh, how's that? That must feel nice.


[OLD SNATCH, sung]
             B                   
You see, I'm done with all these 
D#m
cocks
                 G#m         Em
But they're not lettin' me retire!
G#m            F#       B
I tell ya, I'm ready to go!


[FLOPSY]
          B          G#m
It's like living the same way
        E           F#7
That an old pair of shoes do
B            G#m          E  F#7
Everyday's a one man show!

              B                   
They start to stink, then there's 
D#m
holes
               G#m              Em
And they don't fit the way they used
 to
     G#m         F#       B   B7
I've had it! I'm ready to go!


[OLD SNATCH, spoken]
Look at us


(sung)
E
We're just a couple of stiffs

[FLOPSY, spoken]
Ha! Now you're just being cute!


[OLD SNATCH, sung]
       Em
With a lifetime of "if's"

[FLOPSY, spoken]
Don't be so hard on us!


[OLD SNATCH, sung]
      B
And I wonder

With someone else
      B7
Could life be more fair?

[FLOPSY, spoken]
Yeah! I mean it's not like...

(sung)
           E
We're some one-dick pony

[OLD SNATCH, spoken]
Oh, now who's being cute?

[FLOPSY, sung]
            Em
We could be more if only


[OLD SNATCH & FLOPSY]
E
Someone out there
      F#
Would answer our prayer!


While's... we's...
B              G#m
Waits to be delivered
    E              F#7
Go ahead, cry me a river
    B
We agree that there's
    G#m      E   F#7
No quid pro quo!


[FLOPSY]
    B                 B7
So until that great vacation...


[OLD SNATCH, spoken]
           E             Em
Save your tears for lubrication!


[OLD SNATCH & FLOPSY, sung]
              G#m
And lord have mercy
       F#       B    B7
Are we ready to go!
G#m            F#       D    G
Mercy, are we ready to go


(KEY CHANGE No. 4)


[TIFF NY]
F#m
Listen up!
Bm
Vanessa, sweetie
F#m                Bm
I do this 'cause I care


[VANESSA, spoken]
I know.


[TIFF NY, sung]
F#m
This is war
Bm
Forget your peace treaty
G                     A
Justice is right over there!


[VANESSA]
D                     F#m
I guess I could use a new guy
             G
'Cause it's been a while
    A
And I am still so young

D               F#m
Why not give it a try?
       G
At the very least it
Gm
Could be kinda fun


[TIFF NY]
G           D
Hey now, Vanessa
           Em
That's the girl
            D   D7
I know and love


[VANESSA]
G            D
I've been so boring
          E
Boy, I'm glad
   A
I had a little shove!


[VANESSA & TIFF NY]
D
Tick, tock
           A
While the iron's hot
           C
There's no time
            Em
To take it slow

     G       D     G
You gotta be ready
    A
So ready to-


[ALL]
C   G
Go
D
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
             C  G
I'm ready to go
D
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
             C  G
I'm ready to go
D
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
             C  G
I'm ready to go
D
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
E
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh


(KEY CHANGE No.5)

A              C#m
We're finally ready
        D
And the time is right
    E
For us to light a spark
A                C#m
We're keepin' it steady
         D
With our eyes on the prize
   Dm
To get us through the dark

D              A
I know there's so much more
   Bm             A   A7
To what I think I see
D        A
I feel a change and the
              B
Strange thing is
     E
It's part of me

A               E
My hormones are freakin' out
       G              Bm
And I think I'm gonna blow!


[JOEY & DICK]
D
We're locked and loaded


[SALLY & MS. COOTER]
D
Oh, so devoted


[OLD SNATCH & FLOPSY]
D
Low and demoted


[VANESSA & TIFF NY]
D
Totes, just toted!

[ALL]
      D       A      D
We're finally ready
   E        A
So ready to go!