The Stocking Song

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So you say you like candy canes
G
All the ladies do
      Bm
Candy canes were meant for sucking
             G
So don't you think about trying to 
chew


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How about a little eggnog
         G
I got my homemade recipe
             Bm
You're gonna get love-drunk on my 
eggnog
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Even though it's alcohol-free


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I'm gonna stuff your stocking 
     G
this year
                            Bm
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
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Gonna feel so good when I slide my 
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gifts into it tonight
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I'm gonna stuff your stocking 
    G
this year
                             Bm
Gonna fill it up with all I got
                             G5 
Nick nacks and candies gonna hit 
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your stocking G-spot

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I know you like your toys, girl
      G
I got toys to fulfill your needs
              Bm
The kind that only use double D 
batteries
    G
And run at variable speeds

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Gonna stuff it with an iPhone
      G
All I ask is some tit for tat
             Bm
If you could memorize the Kama Sutra
           G5                      
Heck, they probably make an app for
 A
 that!  Baby

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I'm gonna stuff your stocking 
    G
this year
                            Bm
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
Gonna take it all out then stuff it 
     G5
back in...

Take it all out... stuff it back in
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You're never gonna want me to stop
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I'm gonna stuff your stocking 
    G
this year
                           Bm
With holiday love and romance
                                G  
I just hope that Santa doesn't 
          A            D
stuff it before I get the chance

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