Any Major Dude Will Tell You

Intro
D  G  D


Verse 1
A                A/C#               D
I never seen you looking so bad my funky one
A                     A/C#               G
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone


Chorus
Bm7                  F#m7                     G#m7
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Bm7                    F#m7                 G#m7
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
         Bm7       E11      Amaj7
When the demon is at your door
       Gmaj7                   F#m7   B7  A9
In the morning it won't be there no more
    G9               F#m7
Any major dude will tell you
D   G9               A
Any major dude will tell you


Riff
(NOTES) G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# A   G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# G   G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# B E 
(CHORDS) A G A


Verse 2
A             A/C#                          D
Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine
A                 A/C#                  G
The people on the street have all seen better times


Chorus
Bm7                  F#m7                      G#m7
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Bm7                    F#m7                 G#m7
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
         Bm7       E11      Amaj7
When the demon is at your door
       Gmaj7                   F#m7   B7  A9
In the morning it won't be there no more
    G9               F#m7
Any major dude will tell you
D   G9               A
Any major dude will tell you


Riff
(NOTES) G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# A   G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# G   G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# B E 
(CHORDS) A G A


Bridge
F#m7            G#m7             Amaj7                C#m7
I can tell you all I know, the where to go, the what to do
F#m7            G#m7               Bm7                 E11
You can try to run but you can't hide from what's inside of you


Solo
A C#m D  A C#m G


Chorus
Bm7                  F#m7                      G#m7
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Bm7                    F#m7                 G#m7
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
         Bm7       E11      Amaj7
When the demon is at your door
       Gmaj7                   F#m7   B7  A9
In the morning it won't be there no more
    G9               F#m7
Any major dude will tell you
D   G9               B7         D7
Any major dude will tell you  ooohhhh
F   G               A
Any major dude will tell you