Black Friday

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     When Black Friday comes
     I'll stand down by the door
      And catch the grey men when they
      Dive from the fourteenth floor

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When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road

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When Black Friday falls you know it's got to be

Don't let it fall on me

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When Black Friday comes
I'll fly down to Muswellbrook
Gonna strike all the big red words
From my little black book

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Gonna do just what I please
Gonna wear no socks and shoes
With nothing to do but feed
All the kangaroos

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When Black Friday comes I'll be on that hill

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You know I will

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When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it 'til
I satisfy my soul

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Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll

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When Black Friday comes I'm gonna stake my claim
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I'll guess I'll change my name