If Youve Only Got A Moustache

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Oh! all of you poor single men,
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Don't ever give up in despair,
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For there's always a chance while 
there's life
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To capture the hearts of the fair,
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No matter what may be your age,
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You always may cut a fine dash,
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You will suit all the girls to a 
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hair,___
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If you've only got a moustache,
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A moustache, a moustache,
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If you've only got a moustache.

[Verse 2]
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No matter for manners or style,
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No matter for birth or for fame,
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All these used to have something to 
do
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With young ladies changing their 
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name,
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There's no reason now to despond,
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Or go and do anything rash,
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For you'll do though you can't 
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raise a cent,___
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If you'll only raise a moustache,
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A moustache, a moustache,
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If you'll only raise a moustache.

[Verse 3]
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Your head may be thick as a block,
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And empty as any football,
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Oh! your eyes may be green as the 
grass
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Your heart just as hard as a wall.
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Yet take the advice that I give,
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You'll soon gain affection and cash,
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And will be all the rage with the 
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girls,___
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If you'll only get a moustache,
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A moustache, a moustache,
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If you'll only get a moustache.

[Verse 4]
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I once was in sorrow and tears,
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Because I was jilted you know,
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So right down to the river I ran
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To quickly dispose of my woe,
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A good friend he gave me advice,
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And timely prevented the splash,
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Now at home I've a wife and ten 
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heirs,___
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And all through a handsome 
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moustache,
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A moustache, a moustache,
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And all through a handsome 
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moustache.