I got my twelve-sided dice and I'm ready to roll
With a wizard and my goblin crew
My friends are comin over to my mom's basement
Bringin funions and mountain dew
I got a big broad sword made outa cardboard
And the stereo's a pumpin zeppelin
Its that time of the night we turn on the black light
Let the dungeons and a dragons begin!
It's d & d
Fightin with the legends of yore
It's d & d
Never kissed a lady before
Nope
Now the lord of the rings a dark crystal and things
We use these as a reference tool
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes
We're the coolest kids at the school
No we're not
I know
Now tak's a real bastard
But a fair dungeon master
He's got hit points and charisma to lend
And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tumb
When I'm not I'm with my girlfriend
Wow wow wow
You've got a girlfriend?
Yea...
Yea...
No.
It's d & d
Warriors who terrify
It's d & d
Viiirgins till the day we die