Baby

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You need a capo on the first fret.

[Intro]

A Asus4


[Verse 1]

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My lady give birth today
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I run to her room right away
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She smiles with glee, and hands 
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her to me
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I look at my newborn and say


[Chorus]

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Damn thats an ugly baby
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Damn thats an ugly ass baby
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I'm feeling quite concerned, my 
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semen must have turned
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Cause damn that's an ugly baby


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Can't Believe this came from me
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Think her mom did too much LSD
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She's skinny like a twig, at 
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least her nuts are big
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But her hair color doesn't match 
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her beard


[Chorus]
  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly baby
  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
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I give the doc a smack and say 
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can't you put her back
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Cause damn thats and ugly baby


[Bridge]

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And when she smiles I find
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Shane McGowan comes to mind
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It makes me want to cry
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When I look into her good eye
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I always wanted kids
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Is it wrong to hope for BD S
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The doctor calles me in
A                     E (hold)
Mr. Lynch she has a twin


[Chorus]

  A            Bm          E
Damn that's a good lookin baby
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One for two on the good lookin babys
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Now I start to weep, this one we 
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can keep
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Cause that was an ugly Ass..


  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby



Ending: Play like the chorus
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She's got one good tooth and one ear
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 and one eye
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And thank God just one nose but 
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it's on her left thigh
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Now doctor I'm asking you guy to guy
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Would a really really really late 
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term abortion still fly?


A           Bm
Oh no...not me....
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I dont want no ugly baby
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I said Damn thats an ugly ass baby
  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly baby