D And D

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I've got my twelve-sided die  and 
    E        G
I'm ready to roll
        E             G      A
With my wizard and my goblin crew 
(strum mute)
   E                  G          
My friends are coming over to my 
E         G
mom's basement
         E               G        
Bringing funyuns and the mountain 
A
dew (strum mute)

           E         G          E
I've got a big broad sword made 
      G
out of cardboard
        E          G       A
And the stereo's a pumpin' Zeppelin 
(Whole Lotta Love) (strum mute)
          E           G           
It's that time of the night  we 
   E           G
turn on the blacklight
        A                       
Let the dungeons and the dragons 
  G
begin...

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It's D and D!
          G

E                G          E
Fighting with the legends of yore
     G     E     G     E    G
It's D and D!
E             G         A
Never kissed a lady before (nope, 
whoo!)

Interlude
E G E G E G A x2

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Now the Lord of the Rings, the 
  E           G
Dark Crystal and things,
        E         G         A
we use these as a reference tool 
(strum mute)
            E          G          
And when we put on our cloaks and 
     E         G
tell warlock jokes,
          E        G           A
we’re the coolest kids in the school
 (strum mute)

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No we're not, I know
    E              G              
Now Teich's a real bastard, but a 
E            G
fair dungeon master,
         E              G
He's got hit points and charisma to 
lend (strum mute)
      E              G            
And I rehearse in my room, or what
   E                 G
 I call the dragon's tomb,
         E            G          A
when I'm not out with my girlfriend
           E         G          E
It’s D and D
          G



second interlude
E G E G E G A x2


       E         G          E    
It’s D&D
      G

E             G         E
Summoning the demons of hell
       E         G          E    
It’s D&D
      G

         E                 G     
When our shift ends at the Taco Bell
A
 (Gordita, Chalupa!)


        E        G                
Well my medieval brother, there's 
E                 G
room here for another
          E              G        
Would you care to take a roll of 
   A
the die? (strum mute)
    E            G                
You guys make me weep you think 
   E         G
that you could keep up
       E          G         A
with a warrior as mighty as I? 
(strum mute)
              E      G            
See you’re in mortal danger I’m a 
E           G
first-class ranger
           E            G      A
whose half gargoyle and half-elf 
(strum mute)
       E            G             
And if that doesn't scare you 
  E        G
maybe I should beware you
        E            G         A
Of what lurks within my gaming shelf
 (strum mute)
            E          G          
Next to my junior high annual lies
    E       G
 my monster manual
       E          G               
and my customized dungeon masters 
A
screen (strum mute)
         E             G           
I've got treasures and traps on my 
E           G
graph paper maps
           E                G     
next to my three-inch solid pewter
      A
 figurines (strum mute)
          E                    G  
So if you think you've got the 
                 E              G
balls bring on your dungeon master 
calls
        E               G     
I’ll be protected by my robe of 
       A
destruction (strum mute)
       E                 G   
I will leave you both in tears 
                  E              G
because I’m the dungeon master here
        E          G          
And you two are in need of some 
       A
instruction

      E         G          E     
It's D&D
     G


Warriors who terrify
It's D&D
Virgins till the day weeeeeeeee…
Oh, oh, oh, oh
No, No, No, No, No
1, 2, Fuck You
Dieeeee