D And D

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I've got my twelve-sided die  and I'm ready to roll
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With my wizard and my goblin crew (strum mute)
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My friends are coming over to my mom's basement
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Bringing funyuns and the mountain dew (strum mute)

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I've got a big broad sword made out of cardboard
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And the stereo's a pumpin' Zeppelin (Whole Lotta Love) (strum mute)
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It's that time of the night  we turn on the blacklight
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Let the dungeons and the dragons begin...

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It's D and D!
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Fighting with the legends of yore
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It's D and D!
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Never kissed a lady before (nope, whoo!)

Interlude
E G E G E G A x2

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Now the Lord of the Rings, the Dark Crystal and things,
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we use these as a reference tool (strum mute)
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And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes,
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we’re the coolest kids in the school (strum mute)

No we're not, I know
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Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master,
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He's got hit points and charisma to lend (strum mute)
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And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb,
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when I'm not out with my girlfriend
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It’s D and D


second interlude
E G E G E G A x2


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It’s D&D
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Summoning the demons of hell
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It’s D&D
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When our shift ends at the Taco Bell (Gordita, Chalupa!)


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Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another
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Would you care to take a roll of the die? (strum mute)
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You guys make me weep you think that you could keep up
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with a warrior as mighty as I? (strum mute)
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See you’re in mortal danger I’m a first-class ranger
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whose half gargoyle and half-elf (strum mute)
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And if that doesn't scare you maybe I should beware you
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Of what lurks within my gaming shelf (strum mute)
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Next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual
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and my customized dungeon masters screen (strum mute)
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I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps
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next to my three-inch solid pewter figurines (strum mute)
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So if you think you've got the balls bring on your dungeon master calls
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I’ll be protected by my robe of destruction (strum mute)
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I will leave you both in tears because I’m the dungeon master here
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And you two are in need of some instruction

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It's D&D

Warriors who terrify
It's D&D
Virgins till the day weeeeeeeee…
Oh, oh, oh, oh
No, No, No, No, No
1, 2, Fuck You
Dieeeee