Dirty Sanchez

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 INTRO:
Am - Dm, Dm - E, E - Am
Am - Dm, Dm - E, Am


 VERSE 1:
  Am                      Dm
I met a senorita and she was so-a 
sweet-a
         E                         
So I approached and asked her for a
         Am
 little dance
     Am                         
She turned and gave a smile, and 
            Dm
then she shook it for a while
        E                        
And I knew I had to get into her... 
Am
pants


 VERSE 2:
        Am                         
So for hours we were grinding, her 
 Dm
beauty was so blinding
      E                        Am
I suggested to mi casa we must go
     Am                          
Her body's ripe and sweaty; she said
Dm
 “I think I’m ready”
             E                     
And that’s when our love had begun 
     Am
to grow


 VERSE 3:
         Am                      
I turned on some music salsa, and 
           Dm
spread cologne upon my balls, and
       E                         
Was a-ready for this girl to meet 
      Am
her doom
     Am                          
The candles set the mood, "I hope 
     Dm
you do not think I’m rude"
      E                          
As I gently show the way to papás 
  A
room...


 CHORUS 1:
N/C          A                      
       F
I shoved my finger up her ass and 
wiped it on her upper lip
   G                         C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
   Em7          A                 
"Please don't think that I am 
              F
crass, love that finger in your ass"
   G                       C       
Ohhhhhhh – love the Dirty Sanchez
Em7

   A                            
I hope you see the truth; finger 
  F
looks like... Baby Ruth
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   G                     C
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
 Em7  A                           
Your life will be complete, 
   F
nothing ever smelled as sweet
  E     N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
("That's fucking disgusting")
              E      E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!


 VERSE 4:
       Am                          
I was looking for another babe to 
      Dm
be my little Sanchez Slave
            E                      
I found an actress; she was needy 
      Am
as can be
     Am                         
So I put on all my charm, "Don’t 
          Dm
want to cause you no alarm"
                 E              
"But you’re the most bonita girl 
            Am
I’ve ever seen"


 VERSE 5:
         Am                         
      Dm             N/C
I could not believe my luck, this 
little girl was ripe to... pluck
            E                   
She was a sweet young thing, but 
               Am
ready for a trick
         Am                        
I had a shot - she had one too; it 
          Dm
was the proper thing to do
            E                      
And then I gave her hungry brown 
           A
eye once we left...


 CHORUS 2:
N/C          A                      
       F
I shoved my finger up her ass and 
wiped it on her upper lip
   G                         C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
 Em7  A                           
Your life will be complete, 
   F
nothing ever smelled as sweet
  E     N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your 
fucking finger! Get the fuck away 
from me!"
              E      E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!


 VERSE 6:
    Am                          
My God, it was beyond control; I 
           Dm
couldn’t get enough... butt hole
      E                            
And then I found my perfect little 
 Am
match
           Am                   
She had a Latin ass; divine! She 
          Dm
promised it would all be mine!
     E                             
But first she had a certain itch to
   Am
 scratch...


 VERSE 7:
              Am                   
She said, “I have one small request
        Dm
 to put our love to the test"
            E                      
"You’re my big strong caballero, 
        Am
yes it’s true"
               Am                  
"I’ll let you ravage my behind but,
     Dm
 mi amor, if you don’t mind"
  E     N/C                         
Am
"First, I’d like to do the same to 
you...!"


 VERSE 8:
          Am                       
"So, now baby you bend over and you
  Dm
 act like my dog, Rover"
          E                    
"I got a negros strap-on dildio 
      Am
especial!"
           Am                    
She pulled out a jar of jelly and 
            Dm
then she threw me on my belly
      E                         
And slathered up my tight virgin 
    Am
canal...


 BRIDGE:
 Am                          Dm
She dug her finger up my ass... and 
smeared it on my upper lip
 E                          Am
Oooooohh - that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
                               Dm
It hurt my tender balloon knot... 
the farther up her finger got
E               
Ooo-wow-woooooow! 
Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty Sanchez...!
      Am

                               Dm
Until the pain came to my eyes... 
and a quiver in my thighs
 E                            
... Surprise! I like the Dirty 
  Am
Sanchez!


 CHORUS 3:
       A                        F
That aroma I know well made my heart
 begin to swell
     G                       C
Ah, hell! We love the Dirty Sanchez!
Em7          A                   
I shoved my finger up his ass, 
          F
and smeared on his upper lip
   G                        
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty 
  C
Sanchez'
   Em7           A
(And I give him nine-hundred and 
ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,
             F
a Rusty Trombone and a Devine Brown 
for good measure!)
   G                     E
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
N/C           Am   Dm   E   Am
In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...


 OUTRO:
N/C
Dirty Sanchez!