Dirty Sanchez

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 INTRO:
Am - Dm, Dm - E, E - Am
Am - Dm, Dm - E, Am


 VERSE 1:
  Am                      Dm
I met a senorita and she was so-a sweet-a
         E                                  Am
So I approached and asked her for a little dance
     Am                                     Dm
She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while
        E                        Am
And I knew I had to get into her... pants


 VERSE 2:
        Am                          Dm
So for hours we were grinding, her beauty was so blinding
      E                        Am
I suggested to mi casa we must go
     Am                          Dm
Her body's ripe and sweaty; she said “I think I’m ready”
             E                          Am
And that’s when our love had begun to grow


 VERSE 3:
         Am                                 Dm
I turned on some music salsa, and spread cologne upon my balls, and
       E                               Am
Was a-ready for this girl to meet her doom
     Am                               Dm
The candles set the mood, "I hope you do not think I’m rude"
      E                            A
As I gently show the way to papás room...


 CHORUS 1:
N/C          A                             F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
   G                         C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
   Em7          A                               F
"Please don't think that I am crass, love that finger in your ass"
   G                       C       Em7
Ohhhhhhh – love the Dirty Sanchez
   A                              F
I hope you see the truth; finger looks like... Baby Ruth
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   G                     C
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
 Em7  A                              F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
  E     N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
("That's fucking disgusting")
              E      E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!


 VERSE 4:
       Am                                Dm
I was looking for another babe to be my little Sanchez Slave
            E                            Am
I found an actress; she was needy as can be
     Am                                   Dm
So I put on all my charm, "Don’t want to cause you no alarm"
                 E                          Am
"But you’re the most bonita girl I’ve ever seen"


 VERSE 5:
         Am                               Dm             N/C
I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck
            E                                  Am
She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a trick
         Am                                  Dm
I had a shot - she had one too; it was the proper thing to do
            E                                 A
And then I gave her hungry brown eye once we left...


 CHORUS 2:
N/C          A                             F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
   G                         C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
 Em7  A                              F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
  E     N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!"
              E      E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!


 VERSE 6:
    Am                                     Dm
My God, it was beyond control; I couldn’t get enough... butt hole
      E                             Am
And then I found my perfect little match
           Am                             Dm
She had a Latin ass; divine! She promised it would all be mine!
     E                                Am
But first she had a certain itch to scratch...


 VERSE 7:
              Am                           Dm
She said, “I have one small request to put our love to the test"
            E                              Am
"You’re my big strong caballero, yes it’s true"
               Am                       Dm
"I’ll let you ravage my behind but, mi amor, if you don’t mind"
  E     N/C                         Am
"First, I’d like to do the same to you...!"


 VERSE 8:
          Am                         Dm
"So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog, Rover"
          E                          Am
"I got a negros strap-on dildio especial!"
           Am                                Dm
She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly
      E                             Am
And slathered up my tight virgin canal...


 BRIDGE:
 Am                          Dm
She dug her finger up my ass... and smeared it on my upper lip
 E                          Am
Oooooohh - that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
                               Dm
It hurt my tender balloon knot... the farther up her finger got
E                                                         Am
Ooo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty Sanchez...!
                               Dm
Until the pain came to my eyes... and a quiver in my thighs
 E                              Am
... Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez!


 CHORUS 3:
       A                        F
That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell
     G                       C
Ah, hell! We love the Dirty Sanchez!
Em7          A                             F
I shoved my finger up his ass, and smeared on his upper lip
   G                          C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty Sanchez'
   Em7           A
(And I give him nine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,
             F
a Rusty Trombone and a Devine Brown for good measure!)
   G                     E
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
N/C           Am   Dm   E   Am
In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...


 OUTRO:
N/C
Dirty Sanchez!