Down To The Old Pub Instead

G                     D
Lad it's your duty to find you a 
lass
     C                        D
with child-bearing hips and a pink 
supple ass
    G                     D       
And make her you wife and love her
          C     D
 with love so true
          G                   
Now, some rivers run high some 
  D
rivers run low
         C                      
When her river runs red then she 
   D
starting her flow
         G                      
And it's called menstruation and 
 D                       C    D
heres what I means to you
         Em                     
You will notice her bloomers are 
 C
spartie? At first
      G                 D
Stand back, her ovarian dams gonna 
burst
   Em                      C
So don't be afraid it’s a natural 
thing
     G                      D
Just wind up some cotton and give 
her some string
C
Put the old linens on top of the bed
    C                        D
get out of the house and go down to 
the old pub

  G     D   C   D
instead.


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[Verse 2]

       G                     D
She'll retain her water her breasts 
will be tender
    C                         D
And every third word that you say 
will offend her
    G                       D     
Get out of the house and go  down 
                C      D
to the old pub instead
           G                       
And she'll want to make love if you
  D
 do you’re a  fool
             C                 
Cause you'll only end up with a 
 D
bloody ol’ tool
    G                    D        
Get out of the house, down to the 
             C      D
old pub instead
           Em                     
And she'll want you to sample the 
C
fruit of her loins
    G                         D
But son it'll taste like some old 
rusty coins
   Em                          C
So turn off the lights boy and take 
off your hat
    G                         D
And drop to your knees say a prayer 
to st pat

     C
Then he'll give you the strength to 
get out of the bed
        C                  D
And for Ireland's sake go down to 
the old pub

  G     D   C   D
instead.


[Verse 3]

        Em                         
Now the pub is the place where the 
C
lads are a meeting
G                            D
When the moon's full and the girls 
are a bleatin
    Em                        C
The catholic, the protestant even 
the pagan
    G                          D
The pub is the place when lady is 
raggin
   C
So drink of your pint boys and thank
 your shamrocks
        C
That as men folk we don't have to 
bleed from our cocks
         C
And that we can escape from the lady
 in red
        C                       D
And get out of the house and go down
 to the old pub
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  instead.