For The Ladies

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tabbed by Amea (*)

This is a great fu**ing song by 
Lynch! One of his most controversial
 punchlines is in
this song (Well, that and the part 
about SIDS in "Baby" has created 
lots of drop-the
chin faces..hehe)
Anyway, I saw this song incorrectly 
tabbed on another site so I just had
 to fix it.
Listen to the song for the timing. 
This tab is as he plays it on the 
DVD Live At The
El Rey)
Please mail me if you have 
questions..

INTRO:
"I'd like to dedicate this next 
song.. to the ladies. (whoo!)
You might wanna hold off on them 
"whoo"'s, ladies
This is really a terrible terrible 
song.
It really is, I'm warning you right 
now: this one is FU**ING awful!
If you're sensitive, I'm warning you
 right now; Earplugs."

    C
e]----------0--------|
B]------1-------1----|
G]----0---0---0---0--| x2
D]-------------------|
A]--3----------------|
E]-------------------|


VERSE:
    C               F
e]----------0---------------1--------|
B]------1-------1-------1-------1----|
G]----0---0---0---0---2---2---2---2--|
D]------------------3----------------|
A]--3--------------------------------|
E]-----------------------------------|
I kiss you on the cheek.

    Am                F
e]-----------0---------------1-------|
B]-------1-------1-------1-------1---|
G]-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-|
D]-------------------3---------------|
A]--0--------------------------------|
Continúa después del anuncio
Eliminar anuncios
E]-----------------------------------|
"Good night my love" I say.

    C               F
e]----------0---------------1--------|
B]------1-------1-------1-------1----|
G]----0---0---0---0---2---2---2---2--|
D]------------------3----------------|
A]--3--------------------------------|
E]-----------------------------------|
You turn to me and smile.

    Am                F
e]-----------0---------------1-------|
B]-------1-------1-------1-------1---|
G]-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-|
D]-------------------3---------------|
A]--0--------------------------------|
E]-----------------------------------|
"A baby's on the way"

    G               G
e]----------3---------------3--------|
B]------3-------3-------3-------3----|
G]----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0--|
D]-----------------------------------|
A]-----------------------------------|
E]--3---------------3----------------|
And then you drift asleep

    F             F
e]----------1---------------1--------|
B]------1-------1-------1-------1----|
G]----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2--|
D]--3---------------3----------------|
A]-----------------------------------|
E]-----------------------------------|
To dream of life anew

    G               G
e]----------3---------------3--------|
B]------3-------3-------3-------3----|
G]----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0--|
D]-----------------------------------|
A]-----------------------------------|
E]--3---------------3----------------|
And I lie wondering

    F
e]----------1-------|
B]------1-------1---|
G]----2---2---2---2-|
D]--3---------------|
A]------------------|
E]------------------|
just what I should

F (strummed a couple of beats)
do.


CHORUS:
F G5    Am              G      
I could kick you in the stomach
     F           C
 and catch you unawares
        Am               G        
I could swear to God you 
  F                   C
accidently fell that flight of 
stairs
       Am              G          
When I tell you that I love you I 
     F               C
will look you in the eye
     Dm               C           
As I slowly slide the hanger up 
   F
your thigh..


"I'm so sorry!  I can't believe I 
just said that!
As I said, that one's for the 
ladies."


Chords used:
Am...x02210
C....332010
Dm...xx0231
G....320003
G5...355433
F....133211


Enjoy!//Amea